Cruise from hell!

Item: Norwegian Epic
Rating: 2.7
Author: driveair

Norwegian Epic Cruise Review to Transatlantic

driveair

Contributor Level: Purser

Cruises: 7+ cruises

Review: 1

Helpful Votes: 52

Overall rating:

2.7 out of 5

Verified Review

16 Night Transatlantic Westbound (Barcelona To San Juan)

Sail date: November 22, 2019

Ship: Norwegian Epic

Cabin type: Inside

Cabin number: 12528

Traveled as: Singles/Friends

Reviewed: 5 years ago

Review summary

NEVER THIS SHIP, ANYWHERE. PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.

Embarkation

1 out of 5

4 hrs in the hot sun!

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5

Bad service, throwing food and dishes around.

Onboard Activities

2 out of 5

Pools were cold half the cruise, climbing wall fun, slide not working.

Entertainment

3 out of 5

I loved what I saw. Most people thought otherwise. Venues overcrowded.

Children's Programs

I dont have children.

Service and Staff

2 out of 5

My steward excellent. Other staff just made excuses.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5

We all gor suck after dancing on qet pool deck one night. Never clean anywhere. Worse ship design ever. Solo worse than that.

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5

Clean yes comfort and design NONONO.

Ship tip

STAY FAR FAR AWAY.

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Ports of call

Barcelona, Spain

5 out of 5

Palma De Mallorca, Balearic Islands

5 out of 5

Yes

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Malaga, Spain

5 out of 5

Some pickpockets

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Cadiz (Seville), Spain

5 out of 5

Yes seville

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Funchal, Madeira

5 out of 5

Hilly

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Arrecife, Lanzarote, Canary Islands

5 out of 5

Volcano walk

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Santa Cruz De Tenerife, Canary Islands

5 out of 5

Drive to volcano

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Tortola, British Virgin Islands

3 out of 5

Too sick to snorkel

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Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

3 out of 5

Too sick to snorkel

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San Juan, Puerto Rico

5 out of 5

Disembarkation

1 out of 5

Nightmare for big ships held us captive for 4 hours. Ambulances arriving, people were dying to get off or on.

6 Comments

janvh 5 years ago

'Malaga: some pickpockets'. They are everywhere so why not mention 'Barcelona: lots of pickpockets'. I was on the Norwegian Epic last year and I loved it.

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cmolivo 5 years ago

Loved this ship!

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cruisereckoning 5 years ago

Amazing how some love and others have nothing good to say.

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TheEye103FM 5 years ago

Best ship we've ever been on. Don't even bother reading this negative review!

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MrShaw1 5 years ago

OMG That made me laugh so much I nearly pissed my pants LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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hannausmc 5 years ago

Why don’t you actually cruise on the ship 1st before a review. That’s like making a review of the Titanic. Saying it was the worst cruise ever hardly any life boats left after women and children. Missed going to our final destination New York City due to an ice burg putting a gash on the side of the hull so only the men got to see the bottom of the ocean. While Rose wouldn’t let jack on the raft

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