Dress up in full scuba gear for the muster drill, while muttering to myself, "I know something you don't know".
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Things I'd like to do on my next cruise (but probably won't)
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Fish over the back of the ship
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Originally posted by:
cucruizin
Instead of fun in the sun, it's fun under the stars! LOL. I'm going to invite my hubby out one night this trip and see what happens... 
Come back and let's us know. 
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Instead of fun in the sun, it's fun under the stars! LOL. I'm going to invite my hubby out one night this trip and see what happens...
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Originally posted by:
ctav
Sure... . Its amore' on the balcony. It's what a couple would normally do in a bedroom but it's conducted on the balcony. Here's the rub. The balconies are not as private as they say.
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askeegan
LOL No that is funny, when you said here's the rub, given the context of the conversation, I literally LOL'd
According to Sheldon its the act coitus between two consenting adults on the ledge outside one's cabin on a ship at sea. If the cabin door is left unlocked then it can be interruptus when the cabin steward walks in.
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Originally posted by:
ctav
Sure... . Its amore' on the balcony. It's what a couple would normally do in a bedroom but it's conducted on the balcony. Here's the rub. The balconies are not as private as they say.
Who cares? 
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Originally posted by:
ctav
Sure... . Its amore' on the balcony. It's what a couple would normally do in a bedroom but it's conducted on the balcony. Here's the rub. The balconies are not as private as they say.
LOL No that is funny, when you said here's the rub, given the context of the conversation, I literally LOL'd
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Sure... . Its amore' on the balcony. It's what a couple would normally do in a bedroom but it's conducted on the balcony. Here's the rub. The balconies are not as private as they say.
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When a bird falls in love with a bee, and they really want a stork to visit . . .
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Could you please explain what that is. For the newbies I mean 
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Join the balcony club 
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