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Things I'd like to do on my next cruise (but probably won't)

Dress up in full scuba gear for the muster drill, while muttering to myself, "I know something you don't know".


Any other ideas?


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Get up on stage with the gorgeous dancers during their show and dance with them.

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Walk around the ship with a funny looking two lens camera while getting strange looks and answering the same question over and over.        Oh wait, I've done that. Yummy


More than once actually......








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Drop a Baby Ruth in the Lido pool (I've seen Caddyshack one too many times) Big Smile

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Meet a hot single chick.

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If you do, make sure you film the exodus. 

Big Smile

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I'll revise that to "Meet a hot single chick that will give me the time of day and not run away!".  LOL

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Surprise someone by joining them on a cruise, when they didn't think we'd be there.  (Still working on the DH for the Cruiseline cruise.).

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Use the gym every day - or stick to a gluten-free diet...

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At my age, I am a lot less adventuresome than I was when I was younger.  Back then I loved to get into group photos without being seen.  Always wanted to see the looks of their faces when they try to figure how who I was in the photo. 


On past cruises, some crew members invited us to come back to their homes with them to meet their families.  We might just do this on a future cruise - only with one whom we have gotten to know very well after several cruises.  I'm thinking about it????  Still being cautious. 

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Grab the microphone during the muster drill and yell "look you little rug rats on spring break, knock it off or you're going to the dungeon for the rest of the cruise". Wait I just did that ....



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