Many of us have cruised for years and therefore collected quite a stash of funny cruise-related stories. But, even if you haven't taken many cruises, there is a good chance that you have overheard fellow passengers utter some real doozies (or maybe you were the utterer). Let's share a few chuckles... shall we?
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Funniest comments overheard on cruise ships
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We were on a 35 day cruise with 8 sea days at the end. In the middle of the sea days a passenger asked for Fosters lager. The bartender advised him they were out ship wide. The next day as I sat there same passenger/ same bartender. He asks if the Fosters has been restocked. Bartender without missing a beat, No sir the Fosters lager barge is late.
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I heard this one asked of an officer on the Island Princess. His Answer " Only on the Enterprise class cruise ships" I think I was the only one who got the pun, because I could not stop laughing---out loud yet.....
LOL!!! That is pretty funny! Kudos to the officer for the witty come back.
I heard this one asked of an officer on the Island Princess. His Answer " Only on the Enterprise class cruise ships" I think I was the only one who got the pun, because I could not stop laughing---out loud yet.....
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Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?
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Here is an oldie that is still mentioned: "What Time is the Midnightr Buffet?"
Also "Does the crew sleep on board?"
"Does the ship generate its own electricity?"
I'll leave the rest of you to come up with other ones.
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