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Zuiderdam Cruise Review

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 7

Overall rating:

3.9 out of 5
Zuiderdam

45 Night Tales Of The South Pacific (San Diego Roundtrip)

Sail date: October 03, 2022

Ship: Zuiderdam

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 8069

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

This was not a good spend of $25,000 this year as the weather was mostly so hot and humid you couldn’t breath of it was overcast and raining.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
Embarkation was a little confusing. As this was a long cruise, we were under Covid restrictions snd the app for reporting your vaccination status only worked partially, so there was a bit of a kerfuffle to get that straightened out.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5
We are 34 days into a 45 day itinerary and it appears that Holland is watching our weight, especially our beef consumption. Whether it is brisket, pot roast or tenderloin, you likely will have 3-2.5” x 1” x 1/8” slices of meat on your plate. Occasionally it will be a petite tenderloin. One night we actually had a lovely prime rib. Service in the main dining room is dodgy and slow, one night we heard out dinners hit the deck in the kitchen and we had to wait quite a while for the replacements. Caprice salad without basil, little cheese on the French onion soup, tacos being served when the menu advertised enchiladas and the every night alternate choice of a steak has disappeared from the nightly menu. We have taken to calling the sandwiches in the Lido “thin meat” sandwiches. However, the wait staff are so nice you can’t complain.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
We are sailing 75% full and it has obviously taken a toll on the cruise directors budget. Acts are being recycled 2 or three nights. The production shows look unfinished and unpolished. We are now getting a lot of old B and C grade movies - really! Mama Mia! The library is bereft of novels, we paid for the high speed internet but then received a note asking us not to stream anything. The scheduling has the events all on top of one another. The port talks are good, but the enrichment speaker on language, not so much. The spa lobby is a hallway to the pool deck making it less than peaceful, but the service was good. I question the sanitation of the pool water. Something is not right with the movie popcorn. It appears it may be made up and bagged a day ahead of time. It has plenty of butter and salt, but either the oil it is popped in or the butter on pre-made popcorn has gone bad as there is a slight taste of ranciicity.

Entertainment

3 out of 5

Service and Staff

4 out of 5

Ship Quality

4 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

4 out of 5
The cabins are ok and thoughtfully arranged. I was concerned about stepping into a tub on a moving ship but a bath mat is provided an there are ample and helpful grab bars. Closet space is good, but the placement of the safe is low and dark making access to it more difficult than necessary. I appreciate the curtains around the bed for privacy. My biggest pet peeve is that there is no way to turn on the announcements in the stateroom, so you have to get up and open the stateroom door to hear most of them. The beds are a little too firm for me, but ok. Cabin stewards are great. The desk could have a drawer to stow make up and other items. The mini fridge would do better if not enclosed in cabinetry where all the heat is trapped.

Ship tip

If you like to read, bring your own books.

Ports of call

Nuku'Alofa, Tonga Islands

5 out of 5

Nawiliwili, Kauai

4 out of 5

Cross International Dateline

5 out of 5

Hilo, Hawaii

4 out of 5

Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

3 out of 5

San Diego, California

5 out of 5

Cross The Equator

5 out of 5

Raiatea, French Polynesia

5 out of 5

Apia, Samoa

5 out of 5

Suva, Fiji

3 out of 5

Honolulu, Oahu

5 out of 5

Disembarkation

3 out of 5

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