THE SHIP SHOULD BE CALLED THERE'S NO ESCAPE

Norwegian Escape Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

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Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 66

Overall rating:

2 out of 5
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Norwegian Escape

7 Night Eastern Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 31, 2016

Ship: Norwegian Escape

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 9920 and 5717

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 7 years ago

Review summary

My favorite part of the Cruise was two Crew Members Guido and Tajani, the worst part of the experience was all the children on the ship allowed in the 18 and over events like not so newly wed, battle of the Sexes and in the night Conley Shows that were inappropriate for children what they were experiencing.  Never saw the Cruise Director basically just heard him over the PA System.  The Stateroom service was horrible, one minute the bed was made but the bathroom was not and by serversa.  I've been on 6 cruises with Norwegian, the Sky 2x's, the Dawn, the Getaway, the Breakaway and there's No Escape was the worst entertainment, the worst roughness in feeling the ship moving, and the worst Crew Staff

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
The food and dining was always the same the variety was the same as on other ships.

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
Never saw the Cruise Director basically was too busy, saw Andre alot in the different actvities.

Entertainment

1 out of 5
Get rid of the after midnight show its horrible.

Children's Programs

1 out of 5
Too many children and they were allowed in 18 and over venue and as a DCF Social Worker Norwegian is compromising the morals of a child.

Service and Staff

1 out of 5
It felt like we were on a ship that everyone was in training and didn't know what they were doing.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
The public restrooms weren't clean, by mid day there was toilet paper and Piss all over the floor. This is not common at all on the other Norwegian Ships that I've been on. There was vomit in two of the sinks.8n the handicap.bathrooms

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
The worst experience with the Stateroom Staff, was supposed to get chocolates every night, never happened, room was always half clean.

Ship tip

There were only two good shows the Brat Pack and the juggling Show. The Comedy show was very good. Get rid of the after midnight show doesn't have a theme or story line. Margaritaville was the best and the servers were amazing every one of them.

Ports of call

Miami, Florida

5 out of 5

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

5 out of 5

Tortola, British Virgin Islands

5 out of 5

Nassau, Bahamas

1 out of 5
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4 Comments

aprilt27    7 years ago

Funny, we look forward to feeling the ship move! That's an added bonus for us!

glomarrone    7 years ago

I have not sailed on this ship.

ctav    7 years ago

Originally posted by: stephanielozada

 

There were only two good shows the Brat Pack and the juggling Show. The Comedy show was very good. Get rid of the after midnight show doesn't have a theme or story line. Margaritaville was the best and the servers were amazing every one of them.

You rated the service  low then praise them?

MrChocoholic    7 years ago

Hurray! At least you liked my hometown, Miami. (NOTE TO SELF: Never book a cruise during New Year's, Christmas, Summer vacation, St. Patrick's Day. I hate green.) 

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