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Norwegian Epic Cruise Review

Cruises: 2-3 cruises
Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 49

Overall rating:

2.3 out of 5
Norwegian Epic

7 Night Eastern Caribbean (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 29, 2018

Ship: Norwegian Epic

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 12059

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 5 years ago

Review summary

This ship sucks and I’ll never sail on it again! I hated every second I was on this ship. Everything was dirty. MY BOYFRIEND STEPPED IN HUMAN S*** IN THE RESTROOM. It always felt gross. There was never anything to do as everything was always booked up. There was never anywhere to sit as people reserved seats they weren’t even using. I will never sail on this ship again!

Embarkation

4 out of 5
Embarkation was very slow. Workers were not polite or helpful. They seemed very rushed and weren’t very helpful in guiding which way to go.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5
The choice and diversity in food was pitiful. The buffet was awful. They had the same things all the time! Nothing ever changed! The Manhattan room was the only good part of the dining experience. It was quiet and the food was great. But sadly, this great experience was way overshadowed by the awful experiences otherwise.

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
My family and I were constantly bored. You had to book things to do before you even got on the ship! Everything was always booked. We didn’t get to go to any of the cool things on the ship (although there weren’t that many to begin with) because there were no spots left open... even on the first day!!! This was clearly a booze cruise. That’s the only fun thing you could do that was open!

Entertainment

2 out of 5
There wasn’t much to do. We couldn’t get into any of the entertainment activities onboard. Everything was already booked up by the first night. It sucked. I was bored all the time.

Service and Staff

2 out of 5
The room staff were very kind and polite. They were always helpful. As for all of the other staff, they sucked. They lacked organization and cleanliness. They were rude and shoved their way by you. This happened multiple times throughout the cruise and it was very annoying. Also, I will mention. As I did go on the New Year’s Cruise, it was crazy. The workers were severely disappointing. They had to hand out champagne to everyone and if they weren’t drunk or high themselves, they were assholes to guests. They shouldn’t have been consuming it themselves while on duty and as for being high, I have no idea how they managed to do that on a ship with tight security.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
MY BOYFRIEND STEPPED IN HUMAN SHIT IN A BATHROOM ON THIS SHIP. This ship was absolutely disgusting. All the handrails felt gross. Tables were always dirty. The buffet always felt gross to eat and be in. Nothing felt clean... but to actually step in human shit is ridiculous! When he left the restroom, a worker saw him and he told her what happened and all she did was spray some spray on his shoe and that was it. I cannot believe he went through that! It was his first cruise and it was absolutely miserable!

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
It seemed very run down. It was dirty and just didn’t feel great to be in.

Ship tip

Don’t go on this ship. Pick any other ship. This one sucks. If you do pick this ship for some unknown reason... book everything in advance. Get down to get good seats by the pool at 4:00 in the morning. Don’t eat during peak times, it’s gross.

Ports of call

Great Stirrup Cay (Cruise Line Private Island), Bahamas

4 out of 5
This was pretty good. Felt safe and had a lot of fun on the beach. Watch out for sea urchins though! We saw a lot under rocks with just their spines sticking out. I’m surprised the ship didn’t warn passengers of these!!!

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

3 out of 5
Lots of shopping here too. Also very meh.

Tortola, British Virgin Islands

3 out of 5
It was pretty ok. Lots of shopping, felt very sketch though.

Disembarkation

5 out of 5
I couldn’t be happier to get off this ship. While it was a bit slow, I was happy to wait in line for years since I was finally off that ship.
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8 Comments

fishface    5 years ago

If it was so bad why wait eight months before reviewing?

ColoradoKen    5 years ago

Looking forward the TA on her next year. At least you gave it TWO stars and not one. Must've been for the ill-advised step in the bathroom.

Janetd1947    5 years ago

I sailed on the Epic and loved it! I don’t think cruising is for you! Do your homework before you go so you won’t have these issues!

ptimbs    5 years ago

We had a great time on Epic! You must not like cruising!

41pearl    5 years ago

I've sailed for 3 straight weeks on the Epic. I knew ahead of time to make all my reservations for shows/dinners, but if I recall,every show had a "standby" for people who didn't make reservations and they usually were allowed into the shows The entertainment was excellent. Some of the food was repeated on the menus, but we crossed the Atlantic and then Mediterranean Sea, so it was expected. The service was very good. I would venture to say maybe some of the issues you bought upon your self? I must say I still feel Royal Caribbean service is superior. I'm sailing on Carnival for the 1st time in Jan, 2020.

rtownsend10    5 years ago

I’ve been on the Epic strive and I’ve never experienced what you claim occurred. I laugh at those people claiming the greatness of Carnival.

GrandmaOf03    5 years ago

That is why We stick with CARNIVAL!!💙🛳

okhappy493    5 years ago

We always cruise on Carnival and have never been disappointed.

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