Leaving Much To Be Desired

Carnival Splendor Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 7

Overall rating:

2 out of 5
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Carnival Splendor

8 Night Eastern Caribbean (New York Roundtrip)

Sail date: July 15, 2015

Ship: Carnival Splendor

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 6278

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 9 years ago

Review summary

The chef needs to improve his skills as most of the food was awful.  The ship was not well maintained...door of cabinet housing refrigerator came off the hinges, refrigerator was not working, one of the lifeboats was constantly being worked on, ceiling showed water marks in many areas, metal gleamed only at eye level, above that, it was pitted, unpainted or rusted, carpeting was threadbare, window and door in room filthy, balcony chair and railing paint specked and arm rests of chair were greasy!  Guest Services hung up on me when I called and asked question, everything pricey and mercenary, invitation to hear a talk on toxins was merely a come on to buy a product, photos ridiculously expensive, no bargains in shops, unable to understand a word of the announcements and because they did not pipe into your room, you didn't hear them well, either. Several pipes dripping (hopefully water) on me as I walked under them, entertainment mostly mediocre, some amateurish like the girl hosting the boring "Family Feud" audience participation skit who could not refrain from saying "Snap" every other sentence.  Inability to accommodate gluten free food anywhere but in the dining room and that had to be ordered a day in advance and often you received something totally different than your order.  Pumpkin pie on menu turned out to be a tiny bowl of watery pumpkin filling ...no crust!  One disappointment after another. 

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5

Entertainment

1 out of 5

Children's Programs

3 out of 5

Service and Staff

5 out of 5

Ship Quality

1 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5
Already commented on cabin

Ports of call

New York, New York

1 out of 5

San Juan, Puerto Rico

3 out of 5

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

5 out of 5

Grand Turk Island

3 out of 5
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8 Comments

bostonal    9 years ago

go disney....

joanmck16    9 years ago

Loved my vacation just off July 15, 8 day cruise. all cruise lines are about the same most have their own stand out, carnival has them all. they don't nickel and dime you all vacation. pictures are yours to buy if not- don't. all ships drip outside always being cleaned in the ocean. entertain was great, guess you have a dry sense of humor if any. I suggest next time you go the geriatric route Holland America woo ho!

copeaccount    9 years ago

I have to agree about the food at the sit down restaurant - it was not good at all in the dining halls (Black/Gold Pearl) however it was EXCELLENT at the Pinnacle Steak House ($35 per person extra charge) I would have eaten there every night had we gone the first night and not the last... the buffet was Ok... The Indian Food Kiosk was also good.

rncrispy    9 years ago

Lovely, just as I am about to go on this ship on the East Coast, my first cruise ever, I wish I had NOT seen this joyful post, does anything make you happy? yikes !

rncrispy    9 years ago

Lovely, just as I am about to go on this ship on the East Coast, my first cruise ever, I wish I had NOT seen this joyful post, does anything make you happy? yikes !

peterwaller    9 years ago

Muggle 1999 it sounds like you have been mugged

CrusinTim    9 years ago

I went to your profile to try to compare any of the other "4-6" cruises you have been on to your review of the Splendor. There were none. Although some of the issues you addressed sound justified (such as the door falling off the hinges), others are common on other cruise lines. First, there is more than one chef onboard so it would be his crew of cooks that are to blame "IF" the food was as bad as you say. Photo's expensive...and your surprised? They are on all the cruises I have been on ($35 for an 8X10). Were the pipes that were dripping on you out on deck? If they were, that was most likely condensation. If it wasn't on deck, since pipes are not exposed in passenger areas, you were somewhere you weren't supposed to be. Announcements are not normally "piped" into cabins UNLESS it is an emergency announcement. Heck, I don't want to be disturbed by an announcement of the days happenings when I already have a copy of the Carnival Capers in my hand. I could go on but why bother. If you have been on "4-6" cruises as you state in your profile, some of these issues you have experienced before.  You should look for a job as a mystery shopper because it sounds as though you are REALLY good at picking things apart!!

bostonal    9 years ago

go disney....

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