Hated it!

Valiant Lady Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 9

Overall rating:

1.2 out of 5
Valiant Lady

8 Night Eastern Caribbean Antilles (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: March 25, 2023

Ship: Valiant Lady

Cabin number: 16224M

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

It was awful and I couldn’t wait for it to be over!

Embarkation

1 out of 5

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
The food in Gumbai was not edible- The steak in the Wake- had been reheated from the Sous Vide the previous night- I expected far better meals

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
It was hectic- the schedule was scattered- booking yoga took a ton of luck.

Entertainment

1 out of 5
Raunchy!

Service and Staff

1 out of 5
My daughter had a glass thrown at her- The “doctor” insisted she didn’t need stitches- when she got home, she had to have surgery to reopen the cut and properly suture it- Turns out- If they put a stitch, they would have had to report an assault with serious injury to the FBI and didn’t want to add a data point- truly a trip from hell!!

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
Public bathrooms were too small, hard to find, and dirty!!

Cabin / Stateroom

2 out of 5
Bathrooms in all room categories are ridiculously small!

Ship tip

Don’t book a trip on this ship- it’s cursed! A 2 year old ship with at least 2 overboard deaths that we know of!

Ports of call

Miami, Florida

1 out of 5

Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic

1 out of 5

San Juan, Puerto Rico

1 out of 5

Frederiksted, St. Croix, U.S.V.I.

1 out of 5

The Beach Club (Virgin Voyages), Bimini Bahamas

1 out of 5
If I could just rate the island, it would be 5 stars- but the Virgin Beach Club was pathetic!

Disembarkation

5 out of 5
The best part was getting off of this god forsaken ship!
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