Epic Waste of a Week
Norwegian Epic Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western
7 Night Caribbean: Great Stirrup Cay & San Juan (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)
Sail date: March 17, 2024
Ship: Norwegian Epic
Cabin type: Suite
Cabin number: 14110
Traveled as: Couple
Reviewed: 1 month ago
Review summary
A few things nobody will tell you about this cruise: 1. They don’t really go to the Bahamas - just a glorified sand bar a few miles off into the water. 2. Multiple days, the ship leaves the port EARLY EARLY EARLY in the afternoon. 3. Only a few hours in St. Thomas, the orettiest island in the whole Cartibean, but then a long, full day in the brackish muddy waters of the Dominican Republic where you can choose between which of 6 identical jungle tours you want to purchase or take your life into your hands by venturing out on your own. Instead, do what the vast majority of passengers on our cruise did—just stay on the ship. 4. Perhaps we went the week of an AARP discount, but the average age of the passengers had to be 80. Not a problem unless you are not facile at laying Frogger as you duck and dodge around the horde of electric scooters that clog up every single passageway and corridor. Not my first cruise. Not my first NCL cruise. Definitely my last NCL cruise and likely my last overall cruise. What a waste of money and worse yet, a waste of a week of my life.Embarkation
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Give your money to charity instead of NCL. You will still have less money I. Your bank account but you will instead have a warm fuzzy feeling about doing good as an opposed to being angry, frustrated, and feeling ripped off by NCL.
Ports of call
Amber Cove (Puerto Plata), Dominican Republic