Epic Disappointment

Norwegian Epic Cruise Review to Caribbean - Southern

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Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 57

Overall rating:

2.6 out of 5
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Norwegian Epic

7 Night Southern Caribbean (San Juan Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 15, 2019

Ship: Norwegian Epic

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 4 years ago

Review summary

Epic disappointment. Won’t do Norwegian again. We will go back to Royal Caribbean. So much better and greater value. We know we will have a great experience on RCCL.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
Meh. No welcome aboard at embarkation. Fairly painless.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Same old slop in the cafe every day. Lots of filler carbs- fried rice, potatoes, pasta. Fried and breaded fish and chicken. Leather roast. Yuk.

Onboard Activities

2 out of 5
Not much to do unless you pay. Most activities had a fee. Poor live music — all Latino. No reggae.

Entertainment

3 out of 5
Burn the Floor was great. Dan Bennet comedian show was funny. Cirque was a few so we didn’t go. Never heard of having to reserve a seat and pay for onboard entertainment. Thought we were “free at sea.” Guess it’s a marketing ploy.

Children's Programs

Didn’t need

Service and Staff

2 out of 5
Staff was tired, overworked and unfriendly. Cabin steward rarely serviced our cabin. Had to request room tidying.

Ship Quality

2 out of 5
Salt all over the balcony and glass. Never cleaned once. Overall ship was dirty— railings never wiped down. Smudges abound on surfaces.

Cabin / Stateroom

2 out of 5
Very narrow and bizarre enclosed toilet with no ventilation hair dryer under desk and cord would only extend so far. Not a great cabin design overall.

Ship tip

Don’t go!

Ports of call

Tortola, British Virgin Islands

4 out of 5
A poor substitute for St Kitts, which was cancelled. Nothing there but beach excursions.

Castries, St. Lucia

3 out of 5
Horrible excursion Island Splendor. On the shuttle for 4 hours. Highlighted stops were lame. Island is dirty and lots of poverty. It’s really changed since we were there 4 years ago.

Oranjestad, Aruba

5 out of 5
Love Aruba. Drove the island. Saw the blow hole and snorkeled. Ate and shopped in town. Great island. Liquor is very expensive to buy here.

Willemstad, Curacao

3 out of 5
Very clean and safe island. Curaçao liquor in all flavors for sale. Shopping fair but walking the town is fun. Floating walk bridge fun to cross.

Disembarkation

3 out of 5
Delayed due to rain. Really?
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