Pretty Disappointing

Norwegian Epic Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 81

Overall rating:

2 out of 5
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Norwegian Epic

7 Night Eastern Caribbean (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)

Sail date: January 21, 2017

Ship: Norwegian Epic

Cabin type: Suite

Cabin number: 13229

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 7 years ago

Review summary

The specialty restaurants were exceptional, and the Garden Cafe was one of the best we've seen on any ship.  Other restaurants were acceptable, but nothing to rave about....and the service was about the same.  The ship was beautiful, as was the weather, so the time was enjoyable and relaxing.....except for the huge lines and crowds at popular places.  Freestyle dining is indeed flexible and sometimes convenient if you don't mind spending an inordinate amount of time making reservations and figuring how to fit everything in you want to do.

 

Our biggest objection was the questionable and smutty comedy & entertainment....even in early time periods which should be family friendly.  The talent level was great, and the music wonderful, but content, gestures, themes, and costumes were depraved and offensive to much of mainstream society.  Cirque was awesome, with surprisingly good food and service.  Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is the only major production show on a cruise ship we have ever walked out of, and were thoroughly disgusted for even reserving time for the event.  Many of the lounges had excellent entertainment, especially the guitarists, and pianists.

 

I suppose that the ship did a pretty good job of handling a large passenger level, but 4000 people is a lot on one boat, and the layout of the ship creates some serious bottlenecks at busy times.  And while the cruise price seemed attractive, they have a way of nickel and diming you to death.  The drink package offered extremely poor selections of wine, in hopes that you would upgrade and buy more expensive bottles, but the staff always did their best to accommodate us within their ship guidelines....except when they tried to slip in different types of wine than we had ordered.

 

Would definitely not cruise on this ship again, and perhaps not on Norwegian, as well.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5

Entertainment

1 out of 5

Children's Programs

3 out of 5

Service and Staff

3 out of 5

Ship Quality

5 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5
Cabins were clean with a good view and wonderful closet and storage space. Our biggest objection was the bathroom, which you have to enter as you come in the room. There is only a curtain, not a privacy door, so it's important that you don't need privacy with your cabin mate!

Ship tip

Reserve shows and dining as soon as possible. Burn the Floor is great, as is Cirque.....Priscilla is trashy....so if you don't like depravity, don't waste the time. Lounges are comfortable and fun, and there is lots of dancing opportunity.

Ports of call

Port Canaveral, Florida

5 out of 5

Tortola, British Virgin Islands

5 out of 5
Beautiful if you can get a private tour around the island. This was one of our favorite stops.

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

3 out of 5
Get away from the ship and see the island, unless you like the effect of 6 cruise ships dumping their passengers in a small shopping area. Beautiful island.

Great Stirrup Cay (Cruise Line Private Island), Bahamas

5 out of 5
Pretty crowded, but nice swimming with a so so beach. Great food!
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