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Carnival Conquest Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cruises: 2-3 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 35

Overall rating:

2 out of 5
Carnival Conquest

5 Night Eastern Caribbean (Ft. Lauderdale Roundtrip)

Sail date: May 20, 2017

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Cabin type: Suite

Cabin number: 7259

Traveled as: Large Group

Reviewed: 7 years ago

Review summary

First off let me start by saying that I have fun on any vacation, just as I did on this one... But overall this cruise was terrible. I was so dissapointed in carnival. The food was mediocre, we ate in the main dinning room, every night but most of the time I only took a few bites of my food. The appetizers and salads and soups were great but the main course itself was where the taste was just not there. We had 2 different servers during the whole cruise... Albert was our first and our favorite he was excellent. He was so attentive and helpful even on nights when he wasnt our server he would still come by and chit chat with us and if we needed anything (because our server those nights sucked) he got it. At no fault to the servers it took over 2 hours for dinner each night, the last night most of our group skipped the dining room because they were tired of wasting 2 plus hours of our evening for food that we didnt even enjoy. Even that night with just a couple it took 2 hours for dinner.

We also love colletcing the colored carnival shot glasses that come with a diffeerent shot each night of the cruise, in our past experiences at dinner a server would come around offering them, well, every single night we asked if they could send him by and out of our 5 nights there we only saw him once some nights they acted like they had no clue what we were talking about.

Our room and steward were great also. We had Jonathan as our steward and we never had to ask for anything he made sure everything was taken care of and restocked! He was so friendly. And did a wonderful job keeping our room clean without disturbing us while we napped etc.

Where the big issues came in were the debarking at each port. There was no organization once so ever. We didn't even get an announcement that we were beginning debarking. Although they said please dont rush down to the gangway we will announce when we are ready to let people off. We had FTTF that we recieved through an upgrade and not once were we ever able to use it because they just let whoever off the ship whenever they felt like it. The worst morning was the morning we tendered at Half Moon Cay. We had FTTF but were told that didn't work for this, that we HAD to go get a tender sticker... So we got up early, were the first in line for stickers... Once our tender was called and we went down they only had ONE kiosk line working to scan sign and sails to let us off the ship, that process itself took 15 minutes once on the tender I began seeing people who didn't have a tender sticker at all and people with tender number 15+ even though only tender 1-4 had been called and no one stopped them. Whats the point of making passengers get a sticker if you're not going to follow through with the process. We wasted our morning getting in line early so we could be one of the first groups off just to see that those who had not waited in line at all were just allowed to get off whenever they feel like it. Not to mention the tender process took forever. It was 11 before we were even on the island. Once getting on the island there were people at 2:30 still just arriving and were being told we had to be off by 3:30. Thankfully none of my group had been that unfortunate. I would have hated paying all that money to see an island for only an hour! And not once did we see our cruise director (Chloe) out handling things... The only time we saw her was during shows or dancing or singing. 

Then the debarking back in the states (to go home) was total disater but most of it was not carnivals fault, customs was just incredibly slow that day. But at 12 we were still on the ship. Of course by then everyone was hungry again so they began getting back in line for food and all of a sudden all food lines shut down and we were told we would not be fed lunch because that food was for the next cruise.

Overall this cruise was a mess... We always make the best of our vacations and had fun but in the future if this is not fixed we will not be choosing carnival cruise lines anymore.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5

Entertainment

5 out of 5

Service and Staff

5 out of 5

Ship Quality

5 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5
We got our ocean suite through an upgrade offer and it was amazing. More than we could have imagined. Loved having all the extra space and the large bathroom

Ports of call

Ft. Lauderdale (Port Everglades), Florida

1 out of 5
The debarking part of this port was terrible. It took about 5 hours to get off the ship here. Once inside customs there was ibly one line working.

Nassau, Bahamas

3 out of 5

Half Moon Cay, Bahamas (Private Island)

2 out of 5
The island was beautiful. The issue was getting to it... Tendering process is terrible.

Grand Turk Island

1 out of 5
I dont see what all the hype is about this island. Not much to see here, we even took a taxi out through the town and there was nothing there.
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19 Comments

Workingdiva    7 years ago

Never mind. I read the information. Too fast out of the gate. My siblings and I are crushing on the Conquest at the end of October. Can't wait!

Workingdiva    7 years ago

I saw it in the App Store but it references Canadian customs. Is it the same one?

deloreshill142    7 years ago

ok i went on line and found out that you can get mobile passport in the google play store $17.00 a year

mal0328    7 years ago

Oh I see. Galveston port is not set up yet for the Android app. Will work will airports and one other port though. Still good to know.

mal0328    7 years ago

I'll try it out in 3 weeks and see if my app is legit. Thanks for the info!

Careathiag    7 years ago

Oh that's great because the cruise line stated it only worked with Apple,not android

mal0328    7 years ago

I just downloaded the app on android. I hope so anyway! 😃

deloreshill142    7 years ago

thank you

Careathiag    7 years ago

Mobile passport is an app that you can download on an Apple smartphone...not android

deloreshill142    7 years ago

how do you apply for mobile passpirt?

Careathiag    7 years ago

What terminal did you select on the mobile passport app?

travelbyshonda    7 years ago

I agree this ship was not as organized as others I've been on. I was excited bc it was bigger than my last carnival ship but it was like they weren't prepared for us. I had several first timers with me and Captains Dinner was a disaster for our group. I try to focus on the positive though and with all that I had a ball with family/ friends. If I have a similar experience this year on the Triump then I'll have to consider change. Sorry this happened to you but hopefully you created some awesome memories.

allthat815    7 years ago

Yes, there is a separate line for mobile passport. Went right through

rsnyder9    7 years ago

mobile passport was the bomb.com. We bypassed the entire line and went straight through customs.

rsnyder9    7 years ago

I saw a line of FTTF going off the boat first as well. We were group 25 and got to the port at 1pm! :( But qith the heat and crowd, we were back on the ship by 2. That was my least fav experience on the whole cruise. Otherwise, we had a blast.

2sweet    7 years ago

So Mobile passports app helps you move faster

allthat815    7 years ago

That's it! Thanks. Couldn't remember

MrBigggggs    7 years ago

Mobile passport is the name of it.

allthat815    7 years ago

Sorry about all you experienced, but I know for a fact that we had fttf and we met at guest services the morning of Half Moon Cay and we got on the first tender out. Bypassed everyone. Also my husband signed up up for some kind of new thing they had, online I believe, on the ship where you breeze through customs when you get off the ship. There was a special line when you get out there. It was awesome!

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