Carnival Conquest Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Contributor Level: Purser

4-6 cruises


Helpful Votes

3 out of 5

Great Ports, Ship Needs Overhaul, Better Food and Better Entertainment

Sail Date: March 07, 2015

Reviewed: 2 years ago

Traveled As: Family (young children)

Room Type: Balcony

Lovely and best ports we've seen to date. The food on the ship was definitely the worst yet in the main dining room and buffet. They need more quality dining options for sure. Ship is just dated and cheesy, as was the entertainment (shows, not comedians) onboard. It felt like they auditioned some employees and put the most talented ones on stage at night. Comedians were OK but shows were only 30 minutes each. I think we have outgrown Carnival unfortunately...our daughter loves Camp Carnival which is why this has always been a good choice for us, but this cruise we noticed so many deficiencies that we hadn't in the past sadly. The spring breakers took over the whole deck, the live caribbean singer let them have the microphone to karaoke and scream at each other - not at all relaxing or appropriate for the other guests and children that were also present on the deck while this was going on. Overall, I was disappointed while onboard but loved all of the ports - not to be missed!

Ship Quality
Needs updating, more water activities for kids, more entertainment and dining options for adults.
Food and Dining
Food quality is just gross with the exception of the hamburger place.
Service and Staff
Sheila, our room steward, was beyond amazing. Adored her.
Live shows were terrible. Comedians were decent but shows were very short.
Children's Programs
Onboard Activities
Boring ship even with an amazing cruise director.
Destinations and Excursions
Did not book any excursions through Carnival but the ports were amazing.
Ft. Lauderdale (Port Everglades), Florida
Did not do any excursions or activities here.
San Juan, Puerto Rico
Lovely and quaint place. Took a one hour historic tour and then walked around the city for several hours. Ended up on a beach near the old fort and enjoyed every second.
Antigua, West Indies
Did not enjoy the experience immediately after getting off the ship, as the locals are so hungry for business that they just attack you - it is very uncomfortable. We did however find a wonderful gentleman named Terri to take us to Darkwood Beach and we LOVED IT. Rode jet skis and enjoyed coconut water and local beer - Terri was back to pick us up and return us to port on time and with a smile. He even stopped at a local store so we could grab some sodas and helped us out when the owner of the store tried to overcharge us for everything. (owner did not understand the currency difference unfortunately)
Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas
Sapphire Beach was stunning and a great place for snorkeling the reefs for beautiful fish, turtles and stingrays. Our taxi driver who took us to the beach charged us for the round trip ride and never came back for us, so we had to pay twice to return back to the ship. I was disappointed and expected more in St. Thomas...guess they don't need the money or good reputation.
Nassau, Bahamas
Don't take the water ferry if you are trying to get to Atlantis quickly. We were told we would be leaving in 10 minutes from the time we purchased our tickets, and 35 minutes later we left after they finished cramming us all on the ferry. Atlantis is not to be missed, but book a room or use points at the Comfort Suites if you have them rather than booking the Atlantis excursion that is so costly. Comfort Suites will get you full access to everything at Atlantis.


We did the steak house one of the formal nights and the food was terrible. We regretted paying the extra for the exact same food that we could get in the main dining room. :(

Was this review helpful?

1 Comment

Leave a Comment

Remember: Be polite and respectful. Our diverse community is home to members with different opinions and a broad range of cruise experiences.


* is not a booking agent or travel agency, and does not charge any service fees to users of our site. Our partners (travel agencies and cruise lines) provide prices, which we list for our users' convenience. does not guarantee any specific rates or prices. While prices are updated daily, please check with the booking site for the exact amount. is not responsible for content on external web sites.

Back to Top