What change would you like to see

Reflection back to the days when Herve Villechaize announces "The Ship, The Ship"

and Ricardo Montalbam welcomes us all aboard to a wondrous cruise where all our dreams are satisfied and life is perfect within 30-minutes from stepping aboard the Fantasy Island Cruise Ship.

Perfect cruise companions, 5-star meals, never-ending romance and only two short land excursions to regain your composure prior to the next day-at-sea romantic interlude. No sea sickness, champagne and lobster at every dinner, zero calorie gourmet desserts, and musical entertainment that ALWAYS makes you want to dance and sing along. A return of the midnight buffet extravaganza. Why ? Because you are on a fantasy cruise !!!

A crew that knows your name, and you know their names.

Musicals and performers that make you happy, and others around you. Quiet times, happy times, times with friends - new, and old. Calm seas, no hang-overs, and lifelong memories. A comfortable bed and a special companion. A fantasy for some. Every single cruise for special cruisers like you.

I am taking this as a serious question, not just a fun one. I would change the "stanard gratuity" to an include in the fare item. That way, people couldn't claim to not know about it, couldn't remove it and the crew would be more appropiately compensated. Yes the fares would be higher, but most people pay it anyway. Then any gratuity would be a real appreciation of service.

On a more whimsical note: have an indoor mini golf course.