Weird Cruise Reviews from 2018

Here's part 2 of our roundup of the weirdest, funniest and unbelievable cruise reviews that we received this year

Which is your favorite?

13 Answers

These are all wonderful. I think my favorite would be the bonus one from Fantasy Island. I am not much of a TV or movie buff, but that one made my actually laugh out loud (LOL).Big Smile

My compliments to your in-house punster - the cheesy complaint was particularly deliciousBig Smile

Lol. Thanks for sharing.

LOL Thanks for sharing Simon ... maybe the reviewer of Fantasy Island was being quite serious in referring to Mr. Roarke and Tattoo as the monkeys ... obviously he was not a fan of the show ....

My favourite was the Alaskan cruise, “This is not a sun-lovers cruise. Temperatures in summer are very cool in this climate.” One has to wonder just where this person is from and what schooling they got ...


The cheese puns were all Simon! :)

I want to thank you for scrounging these up. Unfortunately, these represent a lot of the "talent" doing reviews...not just here, but virtually anyplace that invites reviews of, well, almost anything. Which is why I learned a long time ago to take them with a grain of salt. Especially the hyper critical ones..Good for laffs….

Like it!

Thee plane! Thee plane!!

The one with the 20 year old treated like a boy seems to be a trend these days. By the time I was 20 I was already two years in the Navy working on airplanes. We’re going to have a nation full of wimps in a decade or two.

The ones with the puns was funny. Good job!

Back in the Dark ages when I was in college I worked as a manager of a drug store in Toluca Lake. Being in Toluca Lake we had a lot of the TV and movie industry as clients. One night Herve got very upset with me when I had to call his credit card in for approval (the days before computers) I got the "Don't you know who I am?" line from him. I had to answer "yes I do, but a call in limit is a call in limit no matter who you are"

So I like the Fantasy Island one....... The house from the show is at the L.A. Arboretum

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