New Cruise Line??

Right? Crazy ideas eventually become reality FYI really enjoyed the article

wellll...most folks did...........course not so long ago I was looking for wingless chikins...heheheheh

Did you notice the date? 1 April

This is fantastic!!!

I see you're back to having way too much time on your hands!!! actually, that is clearly the wave of the future...mebbe the cruise lines can finally figure out how to eliminate all crew, since they're all "furriners" anyway, and keep ALL those excess profits for themselves. Does that mean I still have to tip???? nah...them critters require maintenance...lube jobs, fuse repairs...and more IT people speaking in tongues... Besides, they can hunt you down for a muster drill...no more dilly dallying around...and no need for crew quarters...more little inside boxes for guests....AND they can work 24/7..."YES SIR< YOUR ICE IS SCHEDULED FOR 2:32 AM." precisely. And no, you won't get that little extra splash in your drink...never...ever...

Brings a whole new meaning to "guest services"...

Welcome to Archimedes Cruise Lines newest ship "Alpha"

Say hello to your cruise director if you see him shuffling about.

Try not to let your cabin steward get underfoot while performing their duties

Your waiters are eager to get you your food & drink orders.

Our bartenders are ready and willing to mix up any drink you can imagine.

Our baristas will pour you that perfect cup of coffee

Our masseuses' will work out those kinks.

Our lifeguards will insure your family's safety around the pools

On behalf of our captain & crew.... "Welcome Aboard".

Not on the cruise itself. The only bad thing was the trip home from FL on the 12th was all screwed up because of storms. I think AP experienced this too. We had an 11:40 AM flight out of Orlando, so we opted for early debarkation. We were on the bus to MCO when I got the first text alerting me that our flight was going to be delayed, so that gave us more time to hang around the Orlando airport..... yay. Turns out our flight was delayed for close to 5 hours in total, and we missed our connecting flight out of Chicago. We had to take the bus from O'Hare back to Wisconsin. Was suppose to get home about 4PM (CST) but didn't get there until almost 11PM.

That was an awesome article. Well done!!

Now ... watch this turn into a prophetic writing after Musk hears of it ...

You too dear heart!!!

We set sail the same day as you do, but very different embarkation ports and itineraries. Have fun!