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I'm hoping for a refund...I've lost weight on my cruises.

Now that's just plain mean!

Wait....whats the rule about pregos? that could be a refund OR a penalty...depends (hah) on your point of view..(I know, you need a md's note if its due like in 10 minutes or something...)

now look, we've been seriously considering cruising with them again...can't decide...so we haven't done anything yet, got 4 booked with NCL up till 2020...but....this could be the point that pushes us over...stash some of those exercise ankle weights in yer carry on...put em on when boarding starts....stash em in yer luggage when debarking....got to be some kind of a fool not to take advantage...effem….

used to be there'd be all kinds of ploys re sneaking booze on board...we've come a long way baby...hehehehehehehehehehehe

Lol. Sure it is. Lol

Now I don’t care who you are that’s funny!

In celebration of April Fool’s Day on Monday, April 1, we posted two articles, “Carnival Cruise Line to Charge Passengers Who Gain Weight During Their Cruise” and “Papa John’s Becomes Official Pizza of Carnival Cruise Line.” Carnival Cruise Line and Papa John's were in no way affiliated with the writing or posting of these articles. We love Carnival, and we love cruising and we sincerely apologize to anyone upset by our prank. - Faraz Qureshi, General Manager, Cruiseline.com