“Rotten”dam

Rotterdam Cruise Review to Caribbean - Southern

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 26

Overall rating:

3.7 out of 5
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Rotterdam

10 Night Southern Caribbean Seafarer (Ft. Lauderdale Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 11, 2022

Ship: Rotterdam

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 7058

Traveled as: Large Group

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

First time trying Holland and was excited. However, Holland’s culture of doing just enough, along with frequent missteps, chaos and focus on the cruise line vs passengers made it feel like a low-budget first time cruise line. “Rotten”dam. Do not recommend.

Embarkation

2 out of 5
Like Huddled masses at a bus station and staff not sure of what was going on at times.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5
Surprisingly bland, cool and sometimes undercooked or even burnt in Lido. Member of party had food poisoning from undercooked food.

Onboard Activities

2 out of 5
Pretty nonexistent. Other than that it is low energy activities (flower arranging, bingo, line dancing from a smart mouthed activity instructor who had no issue offending guests. Not us but others.

Entertainment

4 out of 5
The world stage productions were good and the production was high quality. the BB King sets were awesome. Lots of energy and the singer Carla and musicians were exceptional.

Children's Programs

No kids in party

Service and Staff

3 out of 5
Room stewards (Tina/Nissan) and dinner waiter (Wiri) were wonderful, kind and very attentive to all things. Unfortunately that’s where it ended. Other staff members were uninformed, not empowered to make simple decisions and appeared more cruise line focused than customer focused. A frequent response was “I don’t know” or “I have to ask my manager.” Most frequently you would be passed off to someone else in another part of the ship.

Ship Quality

5 out of 5
Newer ship, very well maintained and clean.

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5
This cabin has an extended corner balcony that also provides additional space in the cabin. Makes a big difference. Large bathroom and very large shower compared to other lines. The staterooms above can look down on the balcony but only if they are leaning on their balcony.

Ship tip

Would not recommend if you desire a great level of service, if you have food allergies or expect mid-energy activities, at min.

Ports of call

Ft. Lauderdale (Port Everglades), Florida

5 out of 5

Kralendijk, Bonaire

3 out of 5

Willemstad, Curacao

5 out of 5

Oranjestad, Aruba

5 out of 5

Amber Cove (Puerto Plata), Dominican Republic

4 out of 5

Grand Turk Island

3 out of 5

Half Moon Cay, Bahamas (Private Island)

4 out of 5

Disembarkation

5 out of 5
We disembark late so typically it’s a very easy process. Not sure when it’s during the early rush.
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4 Comments

AuntPinkie    1 year ago

Appreciate your details. Sorry this cruise didn’t meet your expectations.

javawoody    1 year ago

Appreciate your view

Gwbigdog    1 year ago

Thanks for sharing your cruise

kdlady    1 year ago

You should've done some more research before booking with Holland. They are notorious for catering to older people and retirees, so they don't have a lot of activities onboard. Try another cruise line if you want more action.

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