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Norwegian Escape Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cruises: 1 cruise (first)
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 10

Overall rating:

2.9 out of 5
Norwegian Escape

7 Night Eastern Caribbean (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)

Sail date: January 06, 2024

Ship: Norwegian Escape

Traveled as: Family (young children)

Reviewed: 9 months ago

Review summary

Background: our first cruise. Family of 6. 2 separate rooms on deck 10. One balcony room and one interior cabin. Our package came with $50 excursion credit per excursion and 150 min internet package. Pre paid the service fees on line and my husband added the soda package and upgraded internet to him only. The GOOD: food was great and easily accessible. Rooms were clean and felt like a good use of space. Beds were comfy. And showers had shampoo and bodywash available. Ship was well maintained. The BAD: AC didn't work in one room the first night, 150 min internet does not apply to minors, ships communication package at $10/person doesn't work 95% of the time. The ship was crowded. There were never chairs available by pools unless you were the first ones there. The larger pool was for 18+ and the small family pool was over crowded and kids had no room to move. Rope courses close ten minutes before their posted close times so that the employees can get to different work areas in time. $50 credit only applies to the first person in the room, so if they don't want to go, no credit. Jewelry shop employees mislead you to make money. Ship smells like cigarettes, Laundry service is extremely expensive. There are no self laundry options. Soda package is not worth it. The only place you can get a soda is at a bar, where the bartenders are catering to people with alcohol packages. The wait for any given soda was 30mins. The UGLY: The ships tendering process is very poorly run and does not leave you time on the island. time from ship to island was 1 hour and 10 mins. Time waiting in line for tender to get back to ship was 95 mins. Once on that tender another 35 mins to get back to boat. Food service on this island stops promptly at 2pm so they can bring it back to the boat. They will take it away in front of you. Excursion listed as "relax at long bay beach, beef island" DO NOT DO THIS ONE. The group running it begs for tip money and explains slum like living conditions. The beach area is run down with broke facilities, dangerous showers. You must rent their chairs and umbrella, its not optional and very misleading. The HORRIBLE: When asked for a diet coke, waitress served my alcoholic husband a whiskey and coke. My 11 yr old sipped it first while waiting for his drink to be filled and said there was something wrong. Husband tried it and realized it was almost pour alcohol. No apology from waitress, just an "i must have grabbed the wrong glass" Yes, we told guest services and no we were not happy with their apology.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
long lines, in the rain

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Buffet and O'Sheehans were great. DO NOT GO TO AMERICAN DINER

O'Sheehan's Bar and Grill

5 out of 5

Amazing staff and food! highly recommend.

American Diner

1 out of 5

Waitress served alcohol instead of a diet coke to my alcoholic husband. it was sipped by my 11 yr old first. we only had a soda package. No apology just "i must have grabbed the wrong glass"

Onboard Activities

2 out of 5
Crowded pools, no chairs available. Rope courses close 10 mins before posted times.

Escape Casino

3 out of 5

overpowering smell of cigarette smoke throughout the entire casino and surrounding areas on ship

Entertainment

3 out of 5
games were expensive, our waitress sang better than Blue Travelers

Children's Programs

1 out of 5
Splash academy held my kids hostage because i forgot my key card, even though i had photo id on me.

Service and Staff

2 out of 5

Ship Quality

5 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

4 out of 5
we had 2 cabins. balcony and an interior. ac did not work first night in balcony room.

Ports of call

Port Canaveral, Florida

5 out of 5

Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic

5 out of 5
long walk from buses back to the port about 15-20 mins.

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

5 out of 5
Snorkeling in St Johns is a must. beautiful beach, wonderful instructors.

Tortola, British Virgin Islands

1 out of 5
do not do the "relax at long bay beach-beef island" excursion. people running it are begging for money. you are driven through the slums and asked for cash tips. facilities at beach are broken and dangerous.

Great Stirrup Cay (Cruise Line Private Island), Bahamas

1 out of 5
water and beach were beautiful but the tendering process to and from ship was run horribly. food was taken away in front of hungry people. too crowded.

Disembarkation

5 out of 5
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12 Comments

Cruisers4Lyfe     5 months ago

Thanks for sharing

Cruiser1995     9 months ago

Cue the "cruising is not for you" and "cruising is what you make it" and "I've never been on a bad cruise in my life" crowd. You have legitimate points, and your thoughts are valid. Thank you for being a real person who expects to get what they pay for and doesn't shrug off serving your 11 year old whiskey as "oh well nothing can go wrong on a cruise i must just have a bad attitude." We have been cruising for literally decades. My first cruise was on The Norway which is one of NCLs first ships. This does not mean NCL can do no wrong, or that you must accept and be happy with literally everything that happens because you are on a cruise. Seriously though, we did Escape in November and it was the last straw for us with NCL. Royal Caribbean is our favorite for our family of 4 with 2 adults and 2 young teens. They take care of you, and if you went to them saying your daughter and your alcoholic husband were served Jack Daniels guaranteed they wouldn't just shrug their shoulders. No money or credit needed, but I'm sure you would have been happy with a genuine apology and maybe an incident report being filled out so action is taken to make sure it doesn't happen again.

DannyTammy     9 months ago

Land vacations may be better....for you. The complaints you were listing were mostly things you would have been prepared for had you researched prior to your cruise. The accidental alcohol sucks...it was a mistake tho. The cruise is what you make of it....

Dumfy75     9 months ago

What were you expecting from guest services if an apology wasn’t enough - onboard credit? And I doubt they held your kids to ransom, more like taking safety precautions any parent should be glad they’re taking! Quite a highly strung review, I can guess why you didn’t enjoy anything on the cruise

cruising2004     9 months ago

Sorry you were disappointed with your cruise.

Gwbigdog     9 months ago

Thanks for sharing

Sogmoore     9 months ago

A cruise is what you make of it.

Niavlys     9 months ago

Ouf, not much to say here...

javawoody     9 months ago

Cruising may not be for you

Jerrec     9 months ago

I’d strongly recommend a lot more research if you decide to cruise again. Almost every concern you expressed is detailed if you read through all of the booking details.

karlgrgurich     9 months ago

crusin4gramma     9 months ago

While I understand this was your first cruise. Most of the things you are complaining about were clearly outlined before you booked! Also, they did not hold you kids hostage, you should be glad they don't just let anyone take them without the proper ID! Not their fault you "forgot"! I would say cruising is not for you. Just my opinion.

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