Underwhelmed , disappointed Constant upselling

Item: Celebrity Apex
Rating: 3.8
Author: Cwilliams864

Celebrity Apex Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cwilliams864

Contributor Level: Deck Hand

Cruises: 7+ cruises

Review: 1

Helpful Votes: 8

Overall rating:

3.8 out of 5

7 Night Eastern Caribbean (Ft. Lauderdale Roundtrip)

Sail date: March 09, 2024

Ship: Celebrity Apex

Cabin type: Oceanview

Cabin number: 3142

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 2 months ago

Review summary

Would I do it again, I don’t know. Maybe bigger is not better. This was a floating art gallery, I didn’t spend this kind of money to look an art. I thought it was wasted space you could have used for something fun for everyone.

Embarkation

5 out of 5

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5

Buffets a flop, cold food, scrambled egg soup, poached no soft boiled just a real hassle. Order a drink, waiter takes card and doesn’t come for a half hour. I finely get up and hunt him to our card back and the order was WRONG

Oceanview Cafe

2 out of 5

Someone PLEASE TEACH THESE GUYS HOW TO MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS THAT DONT FLOAT. Or what piece of WHITE BREAD IS..Oh my God what a struggle for a damn sandwich. And drinks wasn’t much better ask for a Gold Peak wth ice. He brings ice tea from the machine.NO Gold Peak Tea with a glass of ice , he comes back with glass of ice no TEA. We give up and I go to the bar myself.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5

Bingo, slot tournament

Pool

1 out of 5

Could not get two pool seats on pool deck for the entire week. Just try getting a space to sit on pool edge .

Guest Relations Desk

2 out of 5

We asked for an extension cord to plug in a medical devise twice, and No one brought anything or attempted to help

Casino

2 out of 5

Machine were so tightened down it wasn’t even close to fun. Nobody lies being raped by a damn machine

Entertainment

2 out of 5

We came with the expectation of big shows, not a singer from Las Vegas and some guy on a keyboard. Just didn’t cut it. Sure not like the last six cruises we’ve taken. The casino was a joke. It by no means there for our enjoyment. By the third day the word had spread thru the ship . “ wants get fu?!!# just go to the Casino they do a great job , where else can you drop $100 and not get a single bonus , not one. Someone referred to it as the worst casino on the high seas and, then started comparing casinos on other ships . You lose!!!

Service and Staff

4 out of 5

Very good

Ship Quality

4 out of 5

Pool too small for that many guests. We did not get a pool deck or pool chair the entire time we were on board , only in the covered pool area. No

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5

Cabin was fine