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Carnival Splendor Cruise Review to Mexico

Cruises: 2-3 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 38

Overall rating:

1 out of 5
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Carnival Splendor

7 Night Mexican Riviera (Los Angeles Roundtrip)

Sail date: August 07, 2011

Ship: Carnival Splendor

Cabin type: Balcony

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 13 years ago

Review summary

IF I HAD A CHOICE OF NEGATIVE SMILES I WOULD... BUT THEY DON'T... IF YOUR ASIAN DON'T GO ON THIS SHIP. DON'T TRUST THE "SHOPPING EXPERT" (OURS WAS TIFFANY) A BUNCH OF BULL ****..... AMAZON IS CHEAPER AND BETTER QUALITY... DIAMOND INTERNATIONAL OR TI BUNCH OF BULL ****.... PEOPLE ON THE BOAT WERE OPENLY RACIST... COMMENTS LIKE "MR CHOW... THIS TABLE IS MESSY MUST HAVE BEEN A ASIAN FAMILY... ETC"

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
CAN'T EAT WHEN YOU WANT TO... AND NOT CONVENT AT ALL... FOOD TASTED LIKE SCHOOL LUNCH OR SUMMER CAMP FOOD...

Entertainment

1 out of 5
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MONEY.... EVERYTHING... PAID FOR A 75 MIN SPA TREATMENT DENTING MY WALLET 269 DOLLARS ONLY TO BE RUBBED FOR 30 MIN AND THEN SOMEONE TELLING ME I NEED TO BUY A BUNCH OF CR** PRODUCTS "TO HELP ME".... WHY NOT GIVE ME A FULL 75 MIN SPA TREATMENT SO I CAN RELAX RATHER THEN HEARING YOUR BULL***

Service and Staff

3 out of 5
I WOULD HAVE RATED HIGHER EXPECT THE SHORE EXCURSION GIRL MUST HAVE REALLY HATED HER JOB. IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE DON'T DO A CUSTOMER SERVICE JOB. OUTSIDE OF THAT EVERYONE WAS REALLY FRIENDLY...

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
THERE WERE FOOD ON THE FLOOR... IT WAS STICKY... OUR BED WAS SOO OLD AND NASTY IM GOING TO A DOCTOR TODAY TO FIX THE LUMPS ON MY BACK...

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
HORRIBLE BEDS... 1980 LAS VEGAS QUALITY... CHEAP HOOK** MOTEL

Ports of call

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

3 out of 5
9TH TRIP TO CABO... DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THE SHIP... DO IT YOURSELF ON THE BEACH... GO GRAB A WATER TAXI (3 DOLLARS PER PERSON) AND WITH 100 DOLLARS YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT.. UNLIKE THE SHIP THAT CHARGES YOU 100 PER PERSON PER EVENT... (WITH 100 DOLLARS I WENT JET SKIING, PARA-SAILING, AND ETC FOR TWO PEOPLE!!!!).... ALSO DON'T SHOP ANYWHERE THE SHIP TELLS YOU TOOO ALL THE GUARANTEES ARE BULL **** GO SHOP AT LUXURY AVE MUCH BETTER...

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

3 out of 5
JUST DON'T GO IN THE SUMMER... OCEANS ARE BROWN DUE TO THE RAIN...

Pros: NOTHING

Cons: THE PEOPLE

Recommends Carnival Splendor? No.

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