Unmagical Experience

Carnival Magic Cruise Review to Caribbean - Southern

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 18

Overall rating:

1.9 out of 5
Verified Review
Carnival Magic

8 Night Southern Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: November 18, 2023

Ship: Carnival Magic

Cabin type: Inside

Cabin number: 9459

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 11 months ago

Review summary

They should hire a new cruise director who could turn all their entertainment activities into a magical ones. And hire a better chef to make delicious foods. Train your housekeeping dept better to do a great job not sloppy. Also train your dining staff to be more friendly & sociable- meaning talk to their customers more instead of just standing on a corner. Also fine dining entertainment sucks too coz they’re wearing the same costume everytime-ugh just like the buffet food-always the same every day

Embarkation

4 out of 5

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Terrible & horrible dining room & buffet foods

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
Not too many to enjoy coz everything is in half hour

Entertainment

1 out of 5
It’s ok but as I said they only performed in half hour

Children's Programs

I don’t have any little ones

Service and Staff

1 out of 5
Housekeeper is horrible- he put a stained comforter on the bunk bed, don’t changed dirty sheets everyday-he’ll just flip flop the pillowcases…fine dining waiters don’t have social skills, maitre’de has don’t care attitude coz when I told him about their horrible food, he just sarcastically laughed & told us that he’ll bring the chef the following night which never happened. Buffet food is always the same everyday, yikes 😳 & staff are not really friendly & helpful especially in the buffet dining.

Ship Quality

3 out of 5
They’re ok

Cabin / Stateroom

2 out of 5
I guess it’s ok other than the terrible housekeeping service. Also the towels are so worn out, they could have given us new towels especially with the amount of money we paid for that small space of cabin

Ship tip

DON’T DO IT

Ports of call

Miami, Florida Did not visit port

We’ve been here numerous times in the past

Princess Cays (Cruise Line Private Island)

2 out of 5
No excursion but it’s full of drama going out coz they told everyone that tickets to go out are only limited. So what’s the sense of paying the port charges there if you can’t go out .

Grand Turk Island

3 out of 5
Yeah we hired a private van to take us around the island & much cheaper cost

Oranjestad, Aruba

1 out of 5
Not too much to do & we docked there too long

Willemstad, Curacao

4 out of 5
The best place we went to & we hired a private van as well

Disembarkation

3 out of 5
No issue at all with staff but with fellow passengers who ignorantly stood at the end of the escalator knowing that more people behind them with luggage’s so it creates a little chaos
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22 Comments

Cruisers4Lyfe     5 months ago

Thanks for sharing

AuntPinkie     11 months ago

Appreciate your details. This doesn’t fit any Carnival experience we’ve ever had. Sorry this cruise didn’t meet your expectations.

cruiseplayer     11 months ago

After 85 cruises with Carnival. , and more than 600 sea days , all ships might have a small inconvenience , but still love the Magic , sounds like you need to stay home !

Ricdalek     11 months ago

SMH at this review. No hotel changes sheets every day unless you are experiencing incontinence or vomiting daily. Otherwise they make up your bed and exchange towels. Full teardown cabin service is on turnaround day. Carnivals entertainment programs are 30-40 minutes long. If you want full length production shows, choose another line. So much hate in OPs review, they should never have gone on CCL or probably anywhere else in the first place. Maybe they'd be happier on Disney, Seabourn or Azamara.

jimbo502     11 months ago

A professional gripper troll with no cruise history to report.

leog     11 months ago

Sounds like a complete ( fill in the blank ). I don't want to get banned from the site. Ltr.

sfcvan     11 months ago

It's amazing how some people complain that hotels and criuse ships don't change out their linens daily. But very few change out their own sheets on their own beds daily at home. Amazing, now by all means, if something happens and they need to be changed, you should demand it. But all those suggestions you make, why don't you apply for the job. Some people don't want to be bothered when eating. My wife and I was yelled and cursed at when trying to be friendly with a couple sitting next to us in the buffet. So put that so, call entitled attitude away and enjoy what's in front of you family, friends and love ones. Life is short, Live, Love, and Laugh.

LisaKitty     11 months ago

Ho hum. Another cruiser expecting a 5 star luxury cruise at a bargain basement price, and makes a new Shipmates account to complain about a cruise not meeting their unrealistic expectations. Yawn ...

Gwbigdog     11 months ago

Oops sorry 😞 thanks

MichaelW     11 months ago

If I were this miserable I wouldn’t post for others to know.. Probably best you just stay home. Yikes

cruising2004     11 months ago

Sorry you were disappointed with your cruise.

natelorip     11 months ago

Thanks for sharing. Sorry it wasn't everything you wanted it to be.

70Shark     11 months ago

So what you're saying is that you had a fabulous time, everything went like clock work, and you rebooked on the Magic again for next year😸

kdlady     11 months ago

Glad I never have to vacation with you! Good grief!

Ramsey1986     11 months ago

I hope your next cruise or other vacation choice is more enjoyable for you. We have cruised on the Magic twice and it is our favorite ship and we have had great experiences each time. 🛳️☀️🩴🏝️🏖️🪸🐠🌺🙏🏻😎

cortneyb     11 months ago

stay home

stwoodburn     11 months ago

Yeah. Nothing is that bad.

mystang     11 months ago

Just got off the Magic, had a wonderful experience with the best room steward, Chelsie! There were unlimited options of places to eat. And the staff were always friendly, and always cleaning. I'm sorry, but it seems like you just look for reasons to complain.

javawoody     11 months ago

HeavySeas     11 months ago

Hmm......sounds awfully questionable to me

cbyron3     11 months ago

Hmmmm...so many on the same cruise absolutely loved everything you complained about. Is it possible you were determined to find everything wrong and that staff avoided interacting with you because they could catch your vibe from a distance? Please please please cruise with another line if you cruise again.

heelking     11 months ago

So the cruise life isn’t for you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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