Carnival Optimizing their Profits

Carnival Horizon Cruise Review to Caribbean - Southern

Cruises: 1 cruise (first)
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 57

Overall rating:

1.9 out of 5
Carnival Horizon

8 Night Southern Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: January 12, 2019

Ship: Carnival Horizon

Cabin type: Balcony

Traveled as: Large Group

Reviewed: 5 years ago

Review summary

First one cruise. Actually two cruises in one. First AND Last. This is no vacation. Always being rushed....always standing in lines to get food or drink. Insufficient seating around or near pool. It was suggested I get up at 7 am....on my vacation....to reserve a chair....laughable. for the price I paid, same amount took family of 7 to Spain. It was evident everywhere that carnival is optimizing their profits. Nothing is free . Everything costs extra. Never again.

Embarkation

1 out of 5
Phone and key LOST going through Carnival Metal Detector. Lost!!!! When I went to the other side.......nothing, it was ALL not to be found. Great way to set the tone for this cruise.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5
Marginal cafeteria food grade

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
Never got a chair by OR near the pool. Carnival is Optimizing their profits. Too many people foR amount of chairs

Entertainment

3 out of 5
Nice shows

Service and Staff

2 out of 5
Marginal. Heard about how the steward takes good care of you. BULL.....never saw the guy.

Ship Quality

4 out of 5
Designed sucked.never figured out how to easily get from one place to the next. For the record I am never lost and have great sense of direction. Very clean and new ship.

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
Clean... very modern upscale RV'ish. Wife said 2 star hotel.carnival optimizing their profits.

Ship tip

If you likeLOTS of people. Always waiting in lines. This is the vacation you have been waiting for, all your life. If you love Walmart type people, crowds like at Walmart. This is your cruise.

Ports of call

Miami, Florida

3 out of 5
Everything went smooth.....until they lost my phone and keys through the X-ray machine. Lost!! WTF?

Grand Turk Island

1 out of 5
If you like being rushed when leaving ship and boarding. This is your type of vacation. Sign up now!!!

La Romana, Dominican Republic

1 out of 5
Poverty, poverty, poverty. Police escorts on all side s of the Choo Choo train while on this paid tour with Carnival.

Willemstad, Curacao

3 out of 5
Nice, place. Just don't enjoy being rushed to get on or off ship.

Oranjestad, Aruba

1 out of 5
Pretty....problem is you only get a few hours. And feel like you are rushed entire time.

Disembarkation

1 out of 5
Sucked. Always rushed.....going and coming.
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17 Comments

JTCruiser    5 years ago

What ever happened to phone and keys. You put in a dish then take it out the other side. Did anyone ever find it. Did you try calling the phone. I need more details.

huskies44    5 years ago

I hear the nursing homes have great staff, great food, and cater to your needs. Try one of those!!! Mr. Salty turd!!!!

KimjoyM    5 years ago

Salty for sure!

scootar101    5 years ago

Salty indeed... Just returned from 8 days on the Horizon, 3rd and best Carnival cruise! 4500 + pax, never felt crowded, never had a problem getting a chaise by the pool, or wherever/whenever we wished. Food and service were impeccable! Perhaps you sir would be more at home spending your vacations at Walmart...

rfields947    5 years ago

May I ask what you mean by nothing was free? Thinking about a cruise on this ship.

mizzzink    5 years ago

I just got off this ship 2 days ago I’m calling BS! U must be a miserable person or cruising ain’t for you Bc there were plenty of chairs at 7:00 am everyday until about 8:30-9:00

davidnlisa    5 years ago

Imma calling bs

AuntPinkie    5 years ago

Cruising is not for you. At least now you know. We have some very dear friends that find cruising too restrictive as well. At least you missed Spring Break.😯

mayamadonna    5 years ago

Your name, Salty Fillet, fits you perfectly. Sad review.

DJCalise    5 years ago

Omg. Was there anything that you enjoyed??? Glad I didn’t travel with you!!!

onlysail    5 years ago

Bet your fun to hang with

teresanjamie    5 years ago

Complain much!!!

KateandTysdad    5 years ago

You complain to much to have a good time.

Shh813    5 years ago

After reading your review I must rep,y again. You didn't like anything, so I agree with you.... Don't go on another cruise, it's not for you.

Shh813    5 years ago

Try another ship. We love cruising and of course there will always be some waiting. Best vacation ever.

CruisersWeAre    5 years ago

Clueless, go to six flags then.

Daniel1961    5 years ago

Wow you slammed a lot of people.

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