it could have only been worse if i died

unorganized ,unfair

i received the worst table on the ship

wasnt permitted to participate

singers resembled bad karaoke

1. On June 25 I was in Sam’s piano bar for well over an hour with no beverage service. I surmise that this bar does not have beverage service, although an announcement or sign to this fact would have been beneficial. (Perhaps the only bar in the world without beverage service.) 2. On June 26, I was in the Burgundy lounge, and while I did see a server inside, I was not served (I was the wrong gender or national origin to be honored with service), so I had to go to the bar and wait until the bartender had satisfied every other request, including requests subsequent to my arrival. 3. On the morning of June 27, at the coffee counter, we order a mocha coffee, but were served a bottle of water instead (no explanation). When reordering the mocha coffee, we were then told it was a 5 minute wait, (although it was unclear why, and even more unclear why this wasn’t communicated instead of proffering the unordered bottle of water) 4. On the afternoon of June 28th I visited the Blue Iguana bar. I waited while the bar staff served three customers, EACH OF WHOM ARRIVED AFTER ME. I despise watching true, severe incompetence at work - especially WHEN ITS AT MY EXPENSE 5. I then went to the Red Frog Rum Bar, and waited semi-patiently while the staff ignored me and stocked the beer cooler, until my patience expired. As I left unserved, I pointedly voiced my displeasure with the two beer stockers and told them what their manager (if they had one) should have: ignoring customers and stocking beer was a poor decision, but I was ignored. At least Carnival’s beer coolers are stocked for the NEXT CRUISE 6. At 12:30am on June 28th I got ice cream at the soft serve area in the Gathering, BUT there were no spoons anywhere in the Gathering, so I got the pleasure of eating my ice cream with a FORK. 7. For the last two days of the cruise, the hallway outside my room smelled as if someone had defecated by my door, and it never went away and the odor not addressed by staff

rusting out

ok but marred by a shipboard fire which fried the air conditioning for 24 hours

chaos and utterly slow