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Carnival Conquest Cruise Review

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 16

Overall rating:

2.8 out of 5
Carnival Conquest

4 Night Western Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 29, 2023

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 4 months ago

Review summary

Terrible. Worst cruise I been on. Expected more from Carnival, but was total dissapointment.

Embarkation

1 out of 5
Easy to get inside the waiting room, but the long wait was annoying. Our time to get on was 10.00-10.30am and we got on past 11.00am. And we were the first there in line in the morning at 8.30am. So almost 3 hours later we step a foot on the ship.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Food was nothing wauw. Everyday same breakfast. Nothing new. Lunch and dinner was not much interesting. Taste of the food was weird sometimes. Fruits always same. Oranges taste weird and grapefruit eww. Deserts too simple. Sushi was not yummy. Pizza too long waiting. Burger was good. Tacos eww.

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
Not enough activities in my opinion and entertainment was not convincing. Bingo is a joke. Pay $48 for package and win $150. Really? Pools are too small for almost 3000 guests. Not even movies everyday attracted the guests. New years celebration was boring. I expected more. Music started at 11.30pm like really? Countdown was gone before midnight. Total flop.

Entertainment

1 out of 5
Only the DJ was kind of fun. The latin music in the casino and people dancing was also nice. Other than that what else? Not much.

Service and Staff

3 out of 5
Our stateroom attendant was OK. Helpfull and nice. But not all the employees around were nice. Some were rude when you ask something as a first time carnival cruiser. The omelet station employee seemed to be working annoyed always looking at the line of people waiting, shaking his head and like mad/serious face. Not friendly at all. Buffet employees were not really friendly either.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
Ship is a total mess. Old, stained, dirty. Bathrooms at buffet were ewww. Our room had a broken lamp. Our bathroom had old dirty lamps. All windows around dirty. Not well maintained at all. Ewww.

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
We were 3 people. A couple and a granny (mom). We got 2 single beds put together and one single bed on top. How is my 75 yr old mom suposed to climb on a bed in the air. We ended up sleeping all 3 on the 2 single beds put together. Uncomfy and not suitable for us. We had 2 lamps, and one was broken. Our bathroom lights were old and dirty. Terrible

Ship tip

Don't go!

Ports of call

Cozumel, Mexico

5 out of 5

Key West, Florida

5 out of 5

Disembarkation

5 out of 5
Oef fast and the best. We couldn't wait to get off that ship. Carnival never again. We will remain Loyal to Royal, where we feel like Royalty without a doubt.
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