Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Reviews

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Fun Vacation by LisaC13

Sail date: / Traveled as: Family (older children)
Ship: Liberty of the Seas / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

Very good.

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Awesome cruise! by SherryM5

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Mariner of the Seas / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

This was our second cruise. It had been 15 years ago that we cruisied on another cruise liner. Royal Caribbean is absoluty the best. I'm ready to go again after I recover from speading so much money on jewerly. HA! We met the nicest people, not only the crew but people from all over the world. We even ran into some friends from our home town. The food was awesome and the the head waiter (Jeffrey) and his assistant really took care of us. I also want to thank our excuration team in Jamacia......Victoria and the driver were the nicest and sweetest people I have ever met. A big thanks go to John Wayne and Curtis for the great Class Bottom Boat ride. Thank you Roayl Caribbean for a great 7 day cruise. Will see you again soon. Keep up the good work.

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Fantastic trip by EvaW

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Carnival Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

The ship was run like a well oiled machine. This is the second time on a Carnival cruise and I am amazed at how these ships are kept clean, not only on the outsides and insides of the decks themselves but the staterooms, elevators, dining areas just the whole ship is kept in such pleasing to the eye condition.

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I've had better by JaniceK2

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Carnival Imagination / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

Carnival is my least favorite

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A wonderful cruise by TeresaS4

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Monarch of the Seas / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

The ship was definately older, but very nice. Staff was great!!

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A great winter blue chaser by DeniseB10

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Norwegian Gem / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

The food was very substandard! The spring rolls were greasy and no taste at all the best thing I had was the pizza and that tasted like cardboard. Everything else was absolutely tasteless, the broccoli and cauliflower tasted like nothing everything was so bland. I actually lost weight on the cruise. I had a tuna sandwich in the one restaurant and it was "wheres the tuna"....very disappointed in the food....I wanted to book another cruise to Bermuda but because the food was so bad I will not go Norwegian. Also they almost put us on the wrong ship...when we went through the very long waiting...they sent us to the Jewel line and not the Gem line....then said oops and then sent us to the Gem line what they should have done was have someone walk us to the desk at the Gem line since we had already waited in two long lines....but no....we got to wait in a third long line.

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GREAT TRIP by DeniseH4

Sail date: / Traveled as: Singles/Friends
Ship: Norwegian Gem / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

ALITTLE DIFFICULT TO FIND SEATING IN BUFFET DURING DEPARTURE AND BREAKFAST. FOOD SUFFICIENT IN QUALITY. GREAT SALAD BAR. WILL TRY FULL RESTAURANT NEXT TIME. ROOMS VERY CLEAN. STAFF GREAT. HAD A WONDERFUL TIME OVERALL.

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Cruise to nowhere--great idea!!! by ClareV

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Norwegian Dawn / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

Beautiful ship

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Look elsewhere by PattyF1

Sail date: / Traveled as: Singles/Friends
Ship: Norwegian Dawn / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

I recently took a Cruise to Nowhere out of Boston and it left a lot to be desired. The food was good but the staff was unfriendly and slow. I can't find anything else positive to say about it.

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a nice relaxing time by JoanB6

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Ship: Norwegian Dawn / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

I liked the whole package. Guest seem to have an agenda set [as did I ] I saw only contented individuals.

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A great time by HowieV

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Norwegian Dawn / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

This was my second time in a few months we were on The Norwiegan Dawn.The ship was beautiful.Everything was perfect.Couldn't have asked for a a better way to spend the weekend.

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Very Bad Experience by AnnK5

Sail date: / Traveled as: Family (older children)
Ship: Norwegian Dawn / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

Cabin was dirty, dirty underwear, smoking materials left on balcony, glass door feel off in bathroom toilet, no coffee left on morning of debarkation, some guests were loud and obnoxious and people could not enjoy shows or other things. Someone should have spoken to them to knock it off, they were not the only people at the show or games and such. Why was Massachusetts tax being charged in Masachusetts when we have no tax on liquor? This was my sister's first cruise and she will not go again. My famiily will never travel on Norwegian again, I have been on other cruises and have not seen anything like this. Dirty glasses and cups. What a disgrace!

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save your money by JohnDB

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Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

the weekend cruise did not offer to much fun, the bars were packed and it took way too long just to get a drink. they ran out of budlight before we left.

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Horrible experience by KateR1

Sail date: / Traveled as: Large Group
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

I've already written a complaint to Norwegian as this was a horrible experience. Highlights: ran out of light beer within 2 hours of sailing, average wait time for drink: 45 minutes, dirty glasses, buffet food was absolutely horrible and always running out, impossible to get dinner since restaurants don't take reservations; dinner food was "satisfactory", boat sailed into rough seas and sat there so there was so much turbulence; ran of our of Dramamine on Friday night; staff completely misinformed/uninformed;hallway flooded day of disembarkation; called wrong floors for disembarkation leading to 1-2 hour line to get off the cruise. Horrible, disappointing. Sailed on Norwegian before and was expecting something nice. The Carnival 2-night cruise I took a few years ago blew this one away.

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Horrible Experience by TianaG

Sail date: / Traveled as: Singles/Friends
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

The ship was alright

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Not a good experience AT ALL!!!! by MichelleA9

Sail date: / Traveled as: Large Group
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

Service people were untrained they did the best they could but the service was terrible because they either did not put sufficient service people on board or they didn't train them properly. When asked what you wanted to drink at the beginning of dinner and the drink was delievered after you finished eating, more than one time and looked to be most tables experienced the same.

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Not a great cruise by SueJ

Sail date: / Traveled as: Singles/Friends
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

Uncleanliness of ship. Smelled bad too Food was nt up to par. Norwegian would not be my first choice for future cruising.

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Where do I begin? by BarbaraG14

Sail date: / Traveled as: Singles/Friends
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

I had written a review of exactly what I thought of this cruise, which was not good, only to get to the end and not be able to submit it. I recieved a message that said the I had timed out. I am Not Happy and will never recommend Norwegian to anyone!@

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Cruise from hell by Krism1

Sail date: / Traveled as: Couple
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

For the price we paid this Cruise to Nowhere wound up being the Cruise from hell. The staff was very disorganized and rude. Far from the service we've experienced on other cruises in the past. The ship was extrememly rocky - hundreds were ill. Come to find out the portside engine wasn't working therefore the stabilizer wasn't either. Practically every bar ran out of domestic beer. The wait for payout at the casino averaged 45 minutes. Tables weren't cleared in the dining rooms and waitstaff were unattentive to customers needs. Very disappointed. It was more like an overpriced booze cruise.

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absolutely shamefull by LillianH

Sail date: / Traveled as: Large Group
Ship: Norwegian Dream / Destination: Cruise to Nowhere

The food was terrible. worse than cafateria style. and not much of a selection . midnight buffet was a reheat of the same food from luncha nd dinner. we ordered beer by the bucket which was 6 beers on 3 different occasions they were all skunked( bad beer) not onlywere they bad but they did not have a full selection of beer it was all left over .

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