As the longest serving First Mate in history, (a title I liked because folks like that actually DO things) I have discovered I have received a long over due promotion to CRUISE DIRECTOR...like most such promotions, I can now walk around, actually do less, tell folks when/whereto show up, twitch their behinds to the so-called music, squawk unintelligible announcements just when everybody is trying to doze off...you folks know the drill....LOOK ALIVE THERE AB!!!!
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Cruise Director
FINALLY RECOGNIZED MY MANY TALENTS
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Congratulations.
Do we all need to stand when you enter the room? Or just genuflect in your presence?
Contributor Level:
Second Mate
No more swag. Too bad.
Contributor Level:
First Mate
Congrats. Perhaps you'll go down in history as being one of the greatest cruise directors in the business, perhaps even taking the crown from this individual:
Contributor Level:
Captain
Re: Congratulations on your longevity 'promotion' !!!
Well desired, Matey !!
Well DESERVED, Matey !! Well DESERVED !!
I must have looked at this post a half dozen times, and corrected two other mistakes. I missed this one !!
Contributor Level:
Captain
Congratulations on your longevity 'promotion' !!!
I have to believe cruiseline.com got a little tired of your 'attitude' as the "senior" First Mate. With your promotion, we will now have 24/7 access to you, expect rapid (not rabid) replies to inquiries, and always look like you just stepped out of the shower --but please -- appropriate dress prior to opening the stateroom door.
Well desired, Matey !!
LOL. Just found this to add. Definition of 'Matey'. Very friendly way. adjective. If someone is matey, they behave in a very friendly way, usually without sincerity. [British, informal] Without 'sincerity' . PERFECT !!! Bwa ha haaa
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Cruise Director
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AuntPinkie
Congratulations on your new level. Looks like I'll have to keep a better eye on your shenanigans.
Denkyou belly much! bear in mind my actual real name is "Milaway"...cause when the "stuff" went down, I was a mile away at the time....no place to run on a cruise ship tho...not that I can do much running nowadays....technically, I guess running around the track on whichever ships still have them counts...but I do not chose to participate...I'm more of an observer of the passing scene...
Contributor Level:
Admiral
Congratulations on your new level. Looks like I'll have to keep a better eye on your shenanigans.
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