As the longest serving First Mate in history, (a title I liked because folks like that actually DO things) I have discovered I have received a long over due promotion to CRUISE DIRECTOR...like most such promotions, I can now walk around, actually do less, tell folks when/whereto show up, twitch their behinds to the so-called music, squawk unintelligible announcements just when everybody is trying to doze off...you folks know the drill....LOOK ALIVE THERE AB!!!!
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Cruise Director
FINALLY RECOGNIZED MY MANY TALENTS
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Contributor Level:
Cruise Director
I got promoted to that title recently too. It's kind of fitting since I'm an Activity Director and do that for a living.
Contributor Level:
Deck Hand
Congratulations mate!!
Originally posted by:
AuntPinkie
Now you listen up! You will play nice with everyone, no matter what their level. This ADMIRAL has spoken!
AYE AYE ADMIRAL!
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Cruise Director
Originally posted by:
AuntPinkie
Now you listen up! You will play nice with everyone, no matter what their level. This ADMIRAL has spoken!
AYE AYE MA'AM!!! (I'm ALWAYS nice.........unless provoked)
Contributor Level:
Admiral
Originally posted by:
Yankee47
I don't know how I got THIS one. I'm sure there's participation trophies around somewhere....y'know, the ones you get just for showing up? When the "bombardment" starts, don't waste time looking for me...I'll either be making like a mole, or loooong gone....getting the hell out of Dodge is a skill I've never forgotten...course, it may take me a bit longer, and its been awhile. Besides, I don't know about fraternizing with "lower ranks" anyways...bwahahahahahahah
Now you listen up! You will play nice with everyone, no matter what their level. This ADMIRAL has spoken!
Contributor Level:
Deck Hand
Congrats on the promotion!
Contributor Level:
Second Mate
Congratulations! You're moving on up there 
Contributor Level:
Cruise Director
Originally posted by:
Privateer43
Nice promotion.
How do I get to be a contestant in the next contest?
Where's my trophy?
Do I get complimentary drinks at the newest, hottest restaurant?
I don't like that type of trivia.
When does the party start?
Are your talents prepared for the bombardment?
I don't know how I got THIS one. I'm sure there's participation trophies around somewhere....y'know, the ones you get just for showing up? When the "bombardment" starts, don't waste time looking for me...I'll either be making like a mole, or loooong gone....getting the hell out of Dodge is a skill I've never forgotten...course, it may take me a bit longer, and its been awhile. Besides, I don't know about fraternizing with "lower ranks" anyways...bwahahahahahahah
Contributor Level:
Second Mate
Nice promotion.
How do I get to be a contestant in the next contest?
Where's my trophy?
Do I get complimentary drinks at the newest, hottest restaurant?
I don't like that type of trivia.
When does the party start?
Are your talents prepared for the bombardment?
Contributor Level:
Cruise Director
Originally posted by:
OpusTGreat
Congratulations.
Do we all need to stand when you enter the room? Or just genuflect in your presence?
No, not necessary...but a gratuity as you pass by would be nice....something has to offset the prices....
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