Horrible!!! Norwegian Never Again!

Norwegian Escape Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 41

Overall rating:

1.9 out of 5
Norwegian Escape

7 Night Western Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: July 08, 2017

Ship: Norwegian Escape

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 14796 & 14806

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 7 years ago

Review summary

I said what i had too, this wasn't a fun cruise ship at all My family and i will not cruise Norwegian again

Embarkation

2 out of 5
Long

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5
Horrible Horrible Service! Food wasn't even good! Spent 3 ours in a dining room just to complete our dinner Every night! Taste and Savor was the most worst place to eat on the ship. The Manhattan room had a very nasty waiter, i tried to get his name but he disappeared from our table.

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
The staff for the water slides are the most nastiest people to be working on a cruise ship, they were very rude to my children and myself. The staff for the obstacles course kept telling my son to go change his shirt, nothing was wrong with it?!

Service and Staff

1 out of 5
Where do i begin, the room steward did nothing for us that was helpful, we waited 1 1/2 for an iron, when i called him to bring us one he tells me he has no responsibility for the irons. So when i called guest service and ask them with in 5 mins our room steward showed up at my door and blaintly tells me i got him in trouble. Did he not say he's not responsible for the iron. Maybe if he had brought it the first time I called him he wouldn't have gotten in trouble. The waiters in taste & savor are the most slowest workers i ever dealt with on a ship, We spent 3 hrs totally from start to finish for dinner. We had a party of 13.ok

Ship Quality

2 out of 5
Ok

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
The Mini suite was a joke, its just a balcony with a double sink bathroom. Theres no way 4 people can fit in there. We had no room for our clothing and it felt crowded. The balcony itself was also tiny. Overall this ship was not all i thought it would have been. Big disappointment!

Ship tip

Go for yourself and see! I will never sail Norwegian again! Th

Ports of call

Miami, Florida

2 out of 5

Coxen Hole, Roatan, Bay Islands, Honduras

5 out of 5
We liked this place

Harvest Caye, Belize

1 out of 5
This was a man made island that had us all fooled that this was Belize, what a big big disappointment! Nothing to do there

Costa Maya (Mahahual), Mexico

1 out of 5
This place was also ridiculous, nothing too do and super expensive for Mexico!

Cozumel, Mexico

5 out of 5
We had a good time here

Disembarkation

2 out of 5
Rushed
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24 Comments

mdgodwin    7 years ago

PARTY POOPER

cruiserman025    7 years ago

How can you not have any fun cant wait to go back on

pattyo61    7 years ago

I was sick as a dog on this shop and still had a good time! So not sure what this complaint is all about.

SullyFirst    7 years ago

Assuming this person is real, they have the problem and the ship does not. I'm on it right now and sad to say our voyage ends tomorrow.

mdgodwin    7 years ago

It's almost the same as the Getaway but even bigger. I know without a doubt I will have just as much fun on this cruise September 23rd. Although I'm sure I could have fun on any ship.

mwyrostek    7 years ago

64 days and counting!! Cruise #14. Second with Norwegian can't wait!

tvjones1022    7 years ago

Don't believe it

pattycake47    7 years ago

the cruise is what ypu make..

Yashu    7 years ago

Barracudaman67 - very nicely put.

barracudaman67    7 years ago

I tracked down the name of the person who posted this review. His name is Ebenezer Scrooge.

Cruiserholics    7 years ago

Sounds like cruising is not for you. Statements with no reason does really sound like "FN". Only thing missing in fun is U

s1116    7 years ago

So much to do on this fun ship that I didn't get to do it all the first trip! Going again in Sept. to do the things I missed the first time! Glad Jordan isn't cruising Norwegian again since his family doesn't like fun! Lol

nclval    7 years ago

108 days for us and counting I can see it's a fun ship 🚢 there's something wrong with u of u don't have fun on here!! 😡

NuBeginngz12    7 years ago

15 days for me and I can't wait!!

Dolfan2274    7 years ago

86 days and counting to paradise!

Yashu    7 years ago

This sounds like some one who you never want to go on vacation with ANYWHERE. I can't believe he couldn't find anything fun on the Escape. I haven't sailed this ship yet but will be in 58 days and I know that my family will have lots of fun onboard.

Lbkladybug    7 years ago

Love Norwegian! 423 days till the Escape to Bermuda!! 🌴🌞🍹

canuckcruiser84    7 years ago

BS lol people have way too much time on their hands

Charlou    7 years ago

His profile is empty. Looks like another fake review.

tboyswinegirl    7 years ago

Maybe it was the "Washy washy" song? It's not for dveryone.

LobsterPot    7 years ago

This review is just as inane has his reviews of Costa Maya & Harvest Caye... seems like he either didn't take a cruise at all, or he was forced to take a trip he didn't want to and stamped his feet throughout...

faithandlove    7 years ago

When did u cruise???

tboyswinegirl    7 years ago

Yes, I'm curious also. I loved it. Sailing her again next month. ???

workmanh    7 years ago

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