Worst NCL cruise we've ever been on!

Norwegian Epic Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 22

Overall rating:

3.5 out of 5
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Norwegian Epic

7 Night Caribbean: Great Stirrup Cay & Cozumel (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 17, 2023

Ship: Norwegian Epic

Cabin type: Suite

Cabin number: 16031

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 10 months ago

Review summary

We will never cruise NCL ever again, and will share this experience to hopefully stop others from spending thousands and having such a horrible cruise.

Embarkation

1 out of 5
Unprofessional, unorganized, rude staff, maintenance issues.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
We all got food poisoning, completely uncooked prime rib and risotto in the Haven, shockingly bad the first few days. It did get better.

Onboard Activities

2 out of 5
Long lines, inattentive staff

Entertainment

1 out of 5
What a joke, entertainment was better by the street performers. The comedian got angry when people where getting up to leave from the "family friendly" show when he started discussing pleasing his wife, and sex toys. It was shocking, and then he got mad and said "Oh! I guess that's too much" and abruptly left the stage. What a joke. Entertainment was so far from what NCL was know for, like Blueman group and Cirque du Soleil.

Children's Programs

4 out of 5
My 9yr old enjoyed the kids center, staff could be more kind and attentive.

Service and Staff

2 out of 5
Worst service ever on a cruise ship, we were insulted by staff, ignored, just treated like they didn't care about our experience.

Ship Quality

5 out of 5
It's an old ship, many maintenance issues even in our 2 bedroom Haven suite. Fowl oder came from the plumbing and we had to keep the door closed and not spend much time in the bathroom. We were unable to use the garden tub because the smell was so bad.

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5
many maintenance issues even in our 2 bedroom Haven suite. Fowl oder came from the plumbing and we had to keep the door closed and not spend much time in the bathroom. We were unable to use the garden tub because the smell was so bad. Our fridge never worked properly, we had to throw away anything we tried to put in it. Maintenance and butler said non of them work right. Why have such cheap appliances in a "luxury suit", it felt cheap.

Ship tip

Don't do it!Any employees said they've "cut their budgets"... Meaning what you get in services and amenities.

Ports of call

Port Canaveral, Florida

5 out of 5

Ocho Rios, Jamaica

5 out of 5

George Town, Grand Cayman

5 out of 5
Loved the beach and the people, great food trucks by the beach, just an awesome place to swim and relax.

Cozumel, Mexico

5 out of 5

Disembarkation

1 out of 5
The security literally tried to hold us hostage because the finance department didn't close out the accounts yet. They owed us a refund for the first port shore excursion. We noticed others we being held on the boat too. Security asked us to talk to the finance guy, who said I can't refund your credit card, I'll bring you down cash. Made no sense! I told him that was credit card fraud, I can't take cash, I get points and 3% cash back fory purchases. I would be stealing from my credit card company, and he needs to refund the card. He got angry and hung up on me. I told the security guard they could not hold us on the ship because the finance department didn't do their job. Everyone was furious, it was insane how badly they treated us all on disembarkment.
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12 Comments

799spence     10 months ago

You sound easy to please. Actually you sound like entitled aholes.

Gwbigdog     10 months ago

Thanks for sharing

bubbles60     10 months ago

The stateroom has a cooler, not a refrigerator. We always have a wonderful experience on Ncl and in the Haven

Niavlys     10 months ago

Sorry to gear you didnt have a great time

Ladyjunecliff     10 months ago

Sorry you had this experience. Thank you for your honest review!

javawoody     10 months ago

Strange that they hold people, as they have credit card information

fmvail60c3d7f     10 months ago

I did Haven a year ago and it was awesome on this same ship.

XtraviX     10 months ago

I've noticed a pattern of quality in cruise line amenities going south since MSC arrived in North America. I'm ok with work MSC for what it is.... But....I feel they have brought the bar lower on a few things. Like customer service etc. My 5 CENTS

NCLARRY     10 months ago

Interesting. It’s never perfect. Reading your comments about the staff says a lot.

cruising2004     10 months ago

Sorry to hear this.

picalo     10 months ago

Sorry about this bad cruise...i love NCL but i hear alot about that strange thing they do where they hold people on the boat.

Ruby13     10 months ago

Sorry for your experience

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