First, and probably last, cruise

Not at all what I was expecting.  There were way too many crowds and lines, the boarding process was just awful, shore excursions were rushed and unsatisfying, the food, while plentiful, was mediocre, and guest services personnel were indifferent.  For example, even though we were directed to rely on the in-room TV to find out about activities, amenities, entertainment, our account, etc., the remote control, which was the only way to operate the TV, malfunctioned continually and was never fixed even after we called at least four times requesting service or replacement.  Even though we made advance reservations daily for our evening dining, there was still a line.  Breakfast was available in the dining room or as room service, but came to the room cold.  To get a cup of coffee or any beverage, even a glass of cold water that didn't come from the bathroom in a little glass, required a trip up the elevators to the massive main dining area, which reminded me of a huge Golden Corral. The regular pool was crowded and always had very loud music playing and the adults-only pool was tiny.  Finding a couple of decent lounge chairs by the pool or a table in the buffet style dining room was a chore, unless you went at off hours. Two bright spots - the waiters in the sit-down dining room and all the evening entertainment were excellent.  And thank heavens we opted for the additional cost of a balcony state room, which, while narrow, was well laid out and quite comfortable.  I don't think I could have abided staying in a smaller room without open air access to the ocean. And, of course, there is no beach unless you opt for shore excursions at additional cost.  Yes, the towel animals on the bed were cute, and the ship appeared clean and well kept, but all in all, this just isn't for me.  I much prefer a resort, hotel or cabin for my future vacations.