Meh-est cruise that ever meh-ed

Mardi Gras Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

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Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 14

Overall rating:

3.1 out of 5
Mardi Gras

8 Night Eastern Caribbean (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 18, 2021

Ship: Mardi Gras

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 8301

Traveled as: Singles/Friends

Reviewed: 2 years ago

Review summary

Meh-est cruise that ever meh-ed. I ate, I drank (a LOT), and the only redeeming factor about the cruise was Claudia in the Havana Bar.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
not great, not horrible.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5
Dining room was "meh" - it was food, but nothing that made me say "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HAVE THIS AGAIN!!!" Since so many people on board had a lot of on board credit, I couldn't get into any of the paid venues.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
Lots of trivia, but the "deck parties" .... meh - the Lido deck isn't big enough to have a deck party on!

Entertainment

3 out of 5
The ones I could get into were good, but the venues were so small that I couldn't see 75% of them.

Service and Staff

4 out of 5
Claudia from the Havana Bar was the one redeeming factor of the ship! Couldn't find a bar waiter to save my life except for ONE night when we were watching the dive in movie in the rain.

Ship Quality

3 out of 5
Design and layout, HORRIBLE - the shops are spread all over, so you can't find what you're looking for (and the perfume store is RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, which caused a couple migraines because people spray WAY too much perfume!).... common areas were very clean, there was ALWAYS someone cleaning something.

Cabin / Stateroom

2 out of 5
Cabin was clean, but TINY!!! I mean, I have sailed on 14 cruises on Carnival now, and I thought I'd been in some tiny rooms, but DOGGONE, this room was TINY - literally a foot between the wall and the foot of the bed. Tip - if you're in this cabin and you have to go #2, go across the hall to the public restroom, where there's room to wipe your hiney.

Ship tip

Book excursions and paid dining venues before you get on - I couldn't get an excursion or into paid dining at all.

Ports of call

San Juan, Puerto Rico

3 out of 5
It was ok - couldn't do an excursion because they were all sold out - so we got a taxi-bus for a tour of the island.

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

4 out of 5
Found a GREAT pizza place just outside the shopping area, that pizza was the best food I had all week.

Disembarkation

1 out of 5
I was in group 3, however, my luggage was put in group 30, so I had to go through all the rows of luggage to find mine. They didn't tell folks in scooters that they should go to a specific spot, so they all went to the theater, which wasn't really scooter-friendly, and clogged the halls.
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