Meh-est cruise that ever meh-ed

Mardi Gras Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 19

Overall rating:

3.1 out of 5
Mardi Gras

8 Night Eastern Caribbean (Port Canaveral Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 18, 2021

Ship: Mardi Gras

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 8301

Traveled as: Singles/Friends

Reviewed: 2 years ago

Review summary

Meh-est cruise that ever meh-ed. I ate, I drank (a LOT), and the only redeeming factor about the cruise was Claudia in the Havana Bar.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
not great, not horrible.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5
Dining room was "meh" - it was food, but nothing that made me say "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HAVE THIS AGAIN!!!" Since so many people on board had a lot of on board credit, I couldn't get into any of the paid venues.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
Lots of trivia, but the "deck parties" .... meh - the Lido deck isn't big enough to have a deck party on!

Entertainment

3 out of 5
The ones I could get into were good, but the venues were so small that I couldn't see 75% of them.

Service and Staff

4 out of 5
Claudia from the Havana Bar was the one redeeming factor of the ship! Couldn't find a bar waiter to save my life except for ONE night when we were watching the dive in movie in the rain.

Ship Quality

3 out of 5
Design and layout, HORRIBLE - the shops are spread all over, so you can't find what you're looking for (and the perfume store is RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, which caused a couple migraines because people spray WAY too much perfume!).... common areas were very clean, there was ALWAYS someone cleaning something.

Cabin / Stateroom

2 out of 5
Cabin was clean, but TINY!!! I mean, I have sailed on 14 cruises on Carnival now, and I thought I'd been in some tiny rooms, but DOGGONE, this room was TINY - literally a foot between the wall and the foot of the bed. Tip - if you're in this cabin and you have to go #2, go across the hall to the public restroom, where there's room to wipe your hiney.

Ship tip

Book excursions and paid dining venues before you get on - I couldn't get an excursion or into paid dining at all.

Ports of call

San Juan, Puerto Rico

3 out of 5
It was ok - couldn't do an excursion because they were all sold out - so we got a taxi-bus for a tour of the island.

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

4 out of 5
Found a GREAT pizza place just outside the shopping area, that pizza was the best food I had all week.

Disembarkation

1 out of 5
I was in group 3, however, my luggage was put in group 30, so I had to go through all the rows of luggage to find mine. They didn't tell folks in scooters that they should go to a specific spot, so they all went to the theater, which wasn't really scooter-friendly, and clogged the halls.
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6 Comments

PiratesWorld    2 years ago

Thanks for the info, LOL

kelskazoo22    2 years ago

Thank you for the review.

izrgreen    2 years ago

Thank you for the review.

javawoody    2 years ago

Appreciate the update

cruising2004    2 years ago

Thank you for sharing your cruising experience.

CruzeFan    2 years ago

Thanks. It’s obvious Mardi Gras isn’t for everyone. Others on the same sailing loved the ship, food, entertainment, layout, etc. Luckily there are multiple ships and cruise lines, so most can find one they like.

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