Cruise from Hell

Emerald Princess Cruise Review to Hawaii

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 50

Overall rating:

1.8 out of 5
Verified Review
Emerald Princess

15 Night Hawaiian Islands (Vancouver Roundtrip)

Sail date: October 04, 2018

Ship: Emerald Princess

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: C206

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 6 years ago

Review summary

Our "Cruise from Hell" would have been a true disaster had it not been for a few wonderful and also disappointed people at our sitting. Caribbean cruising aboard Royal Caribbean / Holland America and/or Celebrity is so much more fun .... new big ships with nicely appointed staterooms ..... bathrooms with telephonic showers, staterooms with sitting areas, television viewing that is not constantly on a continual loop, food that is not served from the earlier sitting. What more can I say ..... walkers, tricycles, wheelchairs, hearing aids, 4 wheel powered wheelchairs ....... old people ..... real old people ...... fat people ... fatter people, ..... people who don't speak & don't understand English .... and all without absolutely no "caregivers". Hawaii, for us was a real "downer" ..... a lot of hype and not much in return. That being said .... we had to see it for ourselves. Princess cruise lines could have easily afforded us with more shore-time on each island given the proximity to our next destination. Food was constantly returned .... was not eatable, over-cooked / under-cooked ..... Princess cruise lines "nickle & dimes you in every respect. Could not get a wine package at a reasonable price .... only an alcohol package was available at $80.00 per day and must be purchased for the entire 15 day cruise ..... what a joke !!!! Internet operates at Super-slow speed ...... Showers are ridiculous ......so small that you could hardly rinse the soap off your body. The shore excursion at roughly $180.00 each was to be from 8:00 AM thru to 2:30 PM. ..... however, that was not the case, we departed at 8:45 AM and returned at 1:15 PM .... we learned absolutely nothing about Hawaii or of any point of interest along the way. We did however learn of what a wonderful man our guide was ..... 1 of 11 children, so hard working and in terrible need of money to support his family ...... sure, what a joke !!!!!! The worst guide that we have ever come across .......That was a useless excursion ..... and then when we attempted to express our disappointed .... we were told that they would contact us ..... that too never happened. Princess Cruise lines are not very considerate of their guests. Money is the name of their game ...... service and hospitality is secondary !!!!!!

Embarkation

2 out of 5

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5

Entertainment

2 out of 5

Children's Programs

Service and Staff

3 out of 5

Ship Quality

1 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5

Ship tip

Don't

Ports of call

Vancouver (Canada Place), British Columbia

3 out of 5

Hilo, Hawaii

1 out of 5

Lahaina, Maui

3 out of 5

Honolulu, Oahu

3 out of 5

Nawiliwili, Kauai

1 out of 5

Disembarkation

1 out of 5
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21 Comments

Gwbigdog    2 years ago

calesb    5 years ago

What are the 2 stars for? It sounds like you didn't enjoy 1 second of it or 1 second of your life for that matter

williahk    6 years ago

I feel I have to rebut @walcarmatt’s post...I was on this cruise and enjoyed every minute of it. I’m 30, single and I cruised solo (my first cruise). I met people from all walks of life..my age, older, younger, disabled, married, single, international..et al. That was the best part hands down, the people and friendships. This person missed out on so many great experiences with his/her attitude

LyndaB12    6 years ago

I hope I’m never on a cruise with you or TLeela!! Please just stay home and be miserable.

TLeela    6 years ago

Your review is so true. I was on the same cruise. i agree 100%.

1Nanna    6 years ago

Wow!!!!!!! I feel sorry for your table mates or anyone else that had to have interaction with you.

TeamDavonavo    6 years ago

The best thing you can do when you come across a post like this is just ignore it. Not worth your time or attention.

brendabusalacchi    6 years ago

Staying home is not an option it’s a must. I’ve been on 29 cruises and I have never experienced anything near to what you have mentioned.

brendabusalacchi    6 years ago

I agree with everyone else you should stay home and never take a cruise again. You are judgmental and rude. And it states in there brochures how long you stay at each port maybe you should do some reading and research before you make such rude comments. The crew was probably also disgusted with your attitude. some people can never be satisfied. Staying home next time

littlebeh21    6 years ago

Who wastes there time writing such a disgusting and distasteful review. Have legitimate complaints and I’m empathetic but this is just rude and obnoxious

JefftheJedi    6 years ago

My in-laws arrived back to Melbourne after a 28 day LA to sydney cruise. They had a great time and were well looked after. they are a elite members and had no complaints. Yes the showers are small but no big issue. Food was good and after 16 Princess cruises they continue to enjoy the product. I think this review is just BS.

DebandMarkC    6 years ago

To critique the ship is one thing, to criticize the elderly and handicapped you should be ashamed of yourself

davidc1962    6 years ago

I don’t think that is a review - posting that some people are to fat or to old for your liking. You probably don’t like people because their skin color either. You make me sick ! I have never said this before, but I hope you never cruise any ship again.

Dutch3901    6 years ago

Me thinks the OP is a troll... (if not, does anyone think that they’d like to cruise with them?) SMH...

2twisted    6 years ago

How do people post reviews for a cruise that they didn't take?

LisaKitty    6 years ago

Wow, judgemental much? I agree with the other posters, stay home and spare other vacationers from having to deal with your unpleasant attitude.

margarettom    6 years ago

I would guess nothing would please you. If you had read your reviews you would know that more seniors use princess over other cruisers lines. If find your review here very hurtful towards the people you saw on ship I am assuming you are younger and have not been taught to respect your seniors. I have been on princess cruises and found them very enjoyable and had no issues with the food. I do hope you never become old as I think you would be one nasty piece of work to be around.

seekabrgn    6 years ago

Sounds like you should stay home

rfrazier60    6 years ago

There is no cruises listed I say it’s fake 😡

onlysail    6 years ago

Diva comes to mind

onlysail    6 years ago

With that attitude to fellow passengers im not suprised you disliked your cruise. Take vacations with ppl who fit your body image im sure youll be happier

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