Carnival Splendor Cruise Review to Canada, New England, New York

Third Mate

7+ cruises


Helpful Votes

2 out of 5


Sail Date: September 27, 2014

Reviewed: 2 years ago

Traveled As: Singles/Friends

Room Type: Balcony


Upon arrival in my cabin it was necessary to call housekeeping to clean the balcony.  The glass on the balcony had assorted schmutz stuck to it including stenciled letters apparently left by previous occupants. 

This obscured the Oceanview were you seated on the balcony and necessitated having to stand until it was cleaned.

Shipboard activities during days at sea we're sadly limited. No seminars or recommendations on upcoming ports as there were on Cunard cruises and I don't play bingo or fold towels into terrycloth animals, which was available.  I rarely gamble so the casino held I little interest for me.

Culinary offerings on the Lido deck were plentiful but boring. The hot dogs were tasteless, the hamburgers were hockey pucks, the pizza was palatable. The best meal of the day was breakfast with an excellent omelette station. Meat offerings at the Carvery station were consistently tough, poorly carved with obviously dull knives.The food in the Main Dining Room was entirely sub-par. Meat and seafood dishes were consistently overcooked totally disregarding any request for medium rare. Any steakhouse entrées could be ordered upon payment of a $20 premium per entrée. 

Entertainment offerings left a good deal to be desired, with family Comedy and adult Comedy being the same performances by comedians sorely lacking in wit. The only difference was the adult comedy performance held later in the evening was liberally laced with F-bombs and sexual references.

The music in the dancing venues was of a higher-quality playing Jazz, Motown and Salsa rather well.

Their photographers are very accommodating.

Booking excursions is made very convenient with tickets delivered promptly to your cabin.

Ship Quality
The balcony cabins are entirely adequate
Food and Dining
No fine dining here as you'd find on other cruises. This is more like Coney Island
Service and Staff
The crew does make an effort to be accommodating
Very disappointing. Witless comedians using considerable profanity.
Children's Programs Did not travel with children.
Onboard Activities
Very little of interest beyond poker tournaments and towel folding.
Destinations and Excursions
This is your own choice. Select excursions carefully being sure you are met and returned directly to the ship.
Cabin / Stateroom
Balcony had to be cleaned upon arrival.
New York, New York
I love New York. I live in New York
Boston, Massachusetts
I was looking forward to the JFK library. Was greeted with considerably less content than I expected. Consisted of a few home movies, JFK's Inaugural speech, and two of Jackie's dresses .
Portland, Maine
Windjammer sailing excursion was great fun.
Saint John, New Brunswick
Lovely old homes, and a winery tour. The vintner had to open the winery because we weren't expected.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Lovely scenery, but very long drive to Peggy's Cove. No toilet facilities on the bus.


The Lido deck is the best choice for breakfast if and only if you are an early riser. Otherwise the lines are unbearably long.
Room service is a good idea for breakfast but portions are small. If you want breakfast for two people, order enough for four. For prompt delivery order the night before.

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