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Carnival Miracle Cruise Review

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 3

Overall rating:

2.8 out of 5
Carnival Miracle

10 Night Alaska (San Francisco Roundtrip)

Sail date: July 05, 2022

Ship: Carnival Miracle

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 8267

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

Coughing, sneezing, Covid everywhere, and bad food.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
It was kind of a mess but as we soon found out much better than debarkation.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
I didn’t think food this bad existed. There are only a few good things to eat and then you eat only that and get sick of it. The burgers were okay, the pizza was absolutely inedible, and I couldn’t stomach eating anything by the end. Maybe everyone is drunk and that makes the food taste okay? We did no specialty dining but shouldn’t have to in order to get edible food. On our way home we got Taco Bell and that tasted gourmet after eating carnival food. I think o will feel sick at the mention of carnival cruises from now going forward, it makes my stomach churn. If you have any dietary need then you’re out of luck too. My wife is celiac(requires gluten free) and the “menu mate” person who is supposed to know what’s in the food had no idea about any of it. They had to ask and even then most weren’t sure. The gluten free bread was bad, the pizza was even worse, and it seems bread is all they think you need to survive.

Pizza Pirate

1 out of 5

So bad. I tried a few but I couldn’t stomach it. Regular or gluten free the pizza was nasty and inedible.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5

Entertainment

3 out of 5
Some of the shows were good but otherwise, not much to do and the activities were kind of bad.

Children's Programs

5 out of 5
This seems to be the one place carnival excels. Our daughter loved going to the kids place and had a great time meeting other kids.

Service and Staff

2 out of 5
The service was so good it was annoying which is in itself bad. They pester you to leave the room constantly so they can clean it. I just want to hang out because I don’t want to do anything out there!

Ship Quality

3 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5

Ship tip

If you haven’t had Covid, you will get it no matter what the cdc numbers say. The case rate isn’t less than .3% it’s just that nobody is reporting it. The entire ship was one huge sniffle and cough by the end.

Ports of call

Juneau, Alaska

3 out of 5
This would depend on your tour of any but we did mendenhall glacier which is a joke, do yourself a favor and watch a documentary on glaciers instead. The whale watching was cool though.

San Francisco, California

5 out of 5

Skagway, Alaska

5 out of 5
Nice to just walk around and explore plus the gold rush graveyard is really cool with a really nice waterfall nearby too!

Icy Strait Point (Hoonah), Alaska

1 out of 5
Of you’re not into thrill seeking then this is a major bite and tourist trap. They couldn’t have removed more of the local native culture from this place if they tried.

Disembarkation

1 out of 5
Such a mess. A huge line wrapping around the ship and no organization whatsoever. Carnival is dead to me.
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