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We're melinated and asked to be taken to Krazy lobster because we wanted to get the $20 hour long massages we heard so much about. 3 non melinated young people apparently told the cab driver they wanted to go to some place next to Krazy Lobster. Here's what's funny. My husband and I who have cash are loaded into the very back of the cab/van while the 3 broke people sat comfortably in front of us. How do I know they were broke? P1. "I don't have any cash. How much is this going to cost?" P2. "I don't have any cash either." P3. "I've got a 20" P2. "How will we get back? This is a really bad idea." But they still went and somehow got to dictate where we went. We get to this place and I was like this is not Krazy Lobster. The employee escorting us told us they are owned by the same people and right next to each other. Again I reiterate that we asked to go to Krazy Lobster, not their neighboring business. We asked about massages and they tried to say like $30 for half an hour and $45 for an hour. I told them no, we heard they are $20 per hour and I pulled up a screenshot from the Krazy Lobster page to prove it. When we went to walk away towards KL, They said they'd do it for $20 then. The massages were relaxing and nice. We were led to 2 lounge chairs by the water afterwards and immediately started being bombarded with vendors in our faces literally every 20-30 seconds. We had 1 drink each and drank them fast, just so we could get out of there and away from the vendors as I was already sick of telling them "No thank you" and they'd still keep trying. I wasn't even falling for the kid with the "free" flower he made from a palm leaf.

We had a nice beach day.

This was our 3rd time in Cozumel and our 3rd time going to Mr. Sanchos. Our 1st and 2nd times there were great. Our servers always made sure we had plenty to eat and drink. Nobody seems to like hear anything negative about Mr. Sanchos like they are saints who could never mess up. Brace yourselves for this one. Our 3rd experience there WAS TERRIBLE! Our server first asks us if we want to sit in the buffet, or go on down further where his section is. We went to his section and he seated us at a table where we were on a slant/slope of sand. My husbands plastic chair first sank into the sand a couple of inches, and when he tried to get up and readjust, he fell over in the chair. Our server tells us we can only order 1 drink each at a time and after we eat something, we can get more. This has never happened before. I have always been able to order 2-3 drinks at a time. I ordered a Miami Vice and he brings me back some brown drink with chili on the rim instead and I didn't drink it. I went to one of the bars to get my own drink and a beer for my husband and the bar told me you can only order 2 drinks at a time. While I was gone getting that, my husbands food order was both taken and brought to him. I sat at our table with my husband about 20 minutes and our server never came by. I went to the buffet to get me something to eat and was not impressed by the selection. Of course while I was gone, the server came by and got my husband another drink. He would only show up when I would finally get up and go get my own stuff. I had to take care of myself for the day and that isn't what I paid all that money for. I had to find the smoking area on my own. They seem to think they can raise the price and decrease the quality of service. I will happily go try other places on future cruises. They are not the only all inclusive in Cozumel. I will no longer recommend anyone to go to Mr. Sancho's either. Others can stay hypnotized to thinking they can never do anything wrong and nobody can ever have a bad experience there, but I know the truth!