Carnival Conquest

Item: Carnival Conquest
Rating: 4.2
Author: PiratesWorld

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review

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Cruises: 7+ cruises

Reviews: 20

Helpful Votes: 195

Overall rating:

4.2 out of 5

4 Night Western Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: June 20, 2022

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Traveled as: Family (young children)

Reviewed: 2 years ago

Review summary

Carnival Conquest is an old ship that needs: dry dock updates, upgrades (FUN 2.0 enhancements, WaterWorks, etc) and theater Playlist Productions. Don’t go on this cruise until it gets all the updates. Carnival Cruise have better ships.

Embarkation

5 out of 5

On time

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

5 out of 5

Good food and drinks

Monet Restaurant

5 out of 5

Good food

BlueIguana Cantina

5 out of 5

Great tacos and burritos

The Carnival Deli

5 out of 5

Good deli

Swirls

5 out of 5

Good ice cream 🍦

Sky Bar Sports Bar

5 out of 5

Good Sports Bar

Red Frog Rum Bar

5 out of 5

Great drinks

Pizza Pirate

5 out of 5

Good pizza

Lido Marketplace

5 out of 5

Good buffet

Guy's Burger Joint

5 out of 5

Great burgers

EA Sports Bar

5 out of 5

Nice Sports Bar

Alfred's Bar

5 out of 5

Nice area

Alchemy Bar

5 out of 5

Great drinks

24- Hour Room Service

5 out of 5

Good

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5

The pool area is old, this cruise needs the WaterWorks update. The Gym is good, but the treadmills ocean view is blocked “33%” by mirrors that are facing down to the old and stained carpet.

The Sun Pool

3 out of 5

Overcrowded small pools

Whirlpool Spa

3 out of 5

Overcrowded

Slide Entrance

3 out of 5

Only one water slide and it’s old

Mini Golf

1 out of 5

Needs update, the mini golf is old and some areas are broken, cracked, dented and rusted.

Entertainment

1 out of 5

This cruise didn’t have any Playlist Productions, No Theater Performances and No musical productions featuring singers and dancers. 1) The Welcome Aboard Show is Not a show, it’s only the Cruise Director talking and asking questions. 2)The Viva Variety!: Alyssa Harris is Not a show, it’s only one singer without dancers and without any stage props. 3)Deal or No Deal is Not a show, it’s only a game for Carnival to make money selling tickets. 4) Love & Marriage is Not a show, it’s only the Cruise Director asking questions to three couples.

Toulouse-Lautrec Main Lounge

1 out of 5

Children's Programs

5 out of 5

My kids liked, but they said that the kids club Circle “C” is a small area that needs upgrades.

Circle C

5 out of 5

My kids liked, but they said that the kids club Circle “C” is a small area that needs upgrades.

Service and Staff

5 out of 5

Good service & staff

Ship Quality

1 out of 5

Carnival Conquest is an old ship that needs dry dock, updates and upgrades (FUN 2.0 enhancements, WaterWorks, etc). The ship’s layout is not good, the main entrance to the main dining room (Monet) is only possible taking elevator or stairs.

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5

Ocean View Cabin needs update. The TV is small and doesn’t have any good channels. The bathroom is old and has a shower curtain, needs update to glass shower.