In The Beginning or I’m Taking a Risk Here

Okay, for what it’s worth, I’m going to spill my guts here. Some of you know parts of this story, as we have been together since the days of Funville, where I was known as CrompondCruiser ( Cromp for short ).
In 2005, a new forum dedicated to cruising was born. It was called MeetOnCruise.com, Unlike Funville, it was quiet. Mainly because there was only about 6 of us who were regulars, one was a girl from Texas ( TexasSea ), I think. A woman named Gloria ( GloMarone ) who took extended cruises, myself, and a couple of others. MoC was going through a lot of growing pains, but we managed to keep it going. I pried some denizens of FV to come over to the quiet site. Funville had been stricken with a virus called HG22. As this site grew, it became a bit edgy. Not mean or vile, but edgy. Me and my sarcasm thrived. In 2012 the site became Cruiseline. Com (2012 ? ), and a new direction was taken.
A moderator with no sense of humor was hired, and immediately set his sights on yours truly. A couple of posts got me suspended, so I created a sick puppet ( or two ). After serving a suspension, I had an epiphany, well, my filters just stopped working, and I started creating news stories that , well, at first seemed feasible ( think The Onion , but cruise related stories ). I don’t even remember them all because no planning went into them. I just wrote them. Well, this moderator hated them. Warnings, suspensions, until finally I wrote a really funny bit. Although I advertised it as fiction, I was tossed for the last time , the reason given was ludicrous. It went something like this :

Reuters: Carnival Cruise Lines has sold one of their fleet. Timing of the sale questioned. The Carnival Valor was sold in the middle of its current cruise. Spokesperson Bjorn Husqvarna stated we struck a deal with a small startup, we wish the crew and current passenger manifest the best of luck, wherever they end up .
I was tossed for the following reason , “ we at Cruiseline don’t wish to promote human trafficking , therefore consider yourself banned for life “. Simon. He had my ISP blocked, he intercepted an e mail meant for someone else……so, eventually I became KW2C.
This may be my last post, but that’s my story, briefly.

Oh, I do have a reputation for helping people who come to NY. I have been on 20-25 cruises over about 30 years with all the lines, but mostly NCL (Platinum )

12 Answers

if they only knew what was coming....


now we know who keeps me grounded

Bold move my friend. I go away for a week and look what happens?!?!

So, I did a search, and found a post Simon took down due to lack of proof. Who knew I was so prophetic? Back when I wrote it though, it was a joke . Who gets the last laugh now ?

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@BAK1061 Share a link to an actual news item on this or it's coming down

Yeah I saw that it was 1061. Thanks

I mean the search box at the top of the home page of the forum..just did it..you're everywhere..

Actually was BAK1061

Can see the name but there is no link on https://cruiseline.com/forum/post/where-is-everyone-34253

About 7 or 8 posts down on first page

try putting it in the search box and see what happens...

I wish I could remember some of the other fabrications. I had one that, while funny, well, let’s just say I had to be talked out of writing it. If Richard Pryor had posted it, everyone would have laughed. If I posted it, it would have been taken wrong.

I digress.

if anyone recalls some of the stories, please remind me of them. If there is a way to dig up my old posts as BAK61 that would be cool

If THAT presents a problem in this day and age, there'll be more than you "disappeared" my friend....

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