Has This Ever Happened To You, Ever ?

I'm never heading back to my cabin that early

I'll think about it. My internal filter seems to be working at the moment. But we all know that can change.

Craziest thing I have seen on a cruise.

Walking down the passageways one night I hear this crash and a scream. I turn around and there is this guy doing some weird thing with a Chiquita banana right by this pile of (something) on the deck. I crew member was present on her knees. I assumed she was cleaning up the floor, but my view was partially blocked. Since it was late, I just decided to go back to my cabin and wake my wife up.

Never saw the guy again, but I thank him to this day for whatever he did. I had a nice evening.

I've offered to help ship staff members clean up and they always say no-no I've got it. I wonder if there is a supervisor watching them that will beat them senseless if they let a passenger clean up.

Lol

I dare you

I was only referencing a F up I did. It was a mess. I didn't know whether to scream or eat a Chiquita Banana. Lol..

For this ? No.

But I could write something that will get this flagged. It's something some of us will laugh at, but some will find the reference offensive and complain.

I know... And I enjoy a banter.. I'm really good at it. Yet Simon will boot us.

Just funnin'

Bak is breaking my stones... I offered to help. The steward declined and said please.. Go get another... I said OK...

Well, maybe room service dropped it!