Changes we’d like to see on ships.

Either ban placing pineapples on cabin doors, or just decal them on all the doors, especially the ones that are positioned upside down. The last cruise I was on must have had well over a thousand of them. I can't understand people who like pineapple so much they display them on their cabin doors. And what's the deal with them being placed upside down? Is it a reference to liking pineapple upside down cake? Does that make pineapples taste better or something? Must be, because I happened to pass by some people exiting their cabin that had an upside down pineapple on the door. They were all cheery and giggling. They must of had fresh pineapple for breakfast.

Never did like that fruit, but I'll have to buy one and leave it upside down for a coupled days before cutting it up and eating it. Maybe then I'll see what all the hubbub is about.

For a lunch option, I’d like to see an all American classic:

FLUFFERNUTTER sandwiches

Either ban placing pineapples on cabin doors, or just decal them on all the doors, especially the ones that are positioned upside down. The last cruise I was on must have had well over a thousand of them. I can't understand people who like pineapple so much they display them on their cabin doors. And what's the deal with them being placed upside down? Is it a reference to liking pineapple upside down cake? Does that make pineapples taste better or something? Must be, because I happened to pass by some people exiting their cabin that had an upside down pineapple on the door. They were all cheery and giggling. They must of had fresh pineapple for breakfast.

Never did like that fruit, but I'll have to buy one and leave it upside down for a coupled days before cutting it up and eating it. Maybe then I'll see what all the hubbub is about.

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btw: the rice cooker reference in the title is an inside joke among some of us. For those who get it, I hope it made you laugh first thing in the morning.

Either ban placing pineapples on cabin doors, or just decal them on all the doors, especially the ones that are positioned upside down. The last cruise I was on must have had well over a thousand of them. I can't understand people who like pineapple so much they display them on their cabin doors. And what's the deal with them being placed upside down? Is it a reference to liking pineapple upside down cake? Does that make pineapples taste better or something? Must be, because I happened to pass by some people exiting their cabin that had an upside down pineapple on the door. They were all cheery and giggling. They must of had fresh pineapple for breakfast.

Never did like that fruit, but I'll have to buy one and leave it upside down for a coupled days before cutting it up and eating it. Maybe then I'll see what all the hubbub is about.

Just a note, I've never seen pineapples on cabin doors.