Floating Nursing home with horrible food and horrible entertainment

Regal Princess Cruise Review to Transatlantic

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 55

Overall rating:

1 out of 5
Regal Princess

25 Night Scandinavia & Russia Grand Adventure (Ft. Lauderdale To Copenhagen)

Sail date: April 17, 2016

Ship: Regal Princess

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: E325

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 8 years ago

Review summary

We disembarked this floating nursing home as soon as it arrived on the European continent in Cherbourg, France. We counted the days when we could get off this ship. We walked 20 minutes to the train station and bought tickets for the train to Paris. Luckily there was a train an hour later and the ride was only 3-1/2 hours. The average age of the people on board this ship was 75 years old, and most had walkers, canes, and scooters. And all these people would talk about was how many times they have sailed on Princess Cruises....most of them 20 + times. Puhleez....how boring having the same stupid experience over and over again. Personally I feel life is too short to not expose ourselves to new and different experiences. I have been cruising since 1980. In the 80's when I was a travel agent I could go on any cruise for a mere $15 a day. I have been on almost all of the cruise lines and most of the cruise ships over the years, even after I was no longer a travel agent. I therefore know the difference between a fantastic cruise I would rate a 10, and a crappy cruise like this one that I would only give one star and that is just for the service staff. We were bored stiff on this ship for the 10 god awful days we had to be on it. We spoke with some people at breakfast one morning who told us that there were actually people in their late 70's and 80's who LIVED on board these cruise ships since it was cheaper than being in a retirement home or a nursing home!! Some even died on these ships! How bizarre. The activities and entertainment were obviously centered around this age group and this demographic. Things like card games, trivia games, pictionary, ballroom dancing in the piazza every night. The rest of the entertainment was a joke. The dancers and singers for the big shows always appeared like they needed more rehearsals since they always looked and sounded very amateur. The dancers merely showed off their costumes before strutting off the stage after doing “maybe” a couple of sloppy kicks they qualified as dancing. They showed no dancing skills whatsoever, and the choreography was non-existent and disjointed since it appeared everyone was doing their own show to the same music, at the same time. Same goes for the entertainers/performers hired for some of the other shows like the comedians, the magician, and the so called big name entertainers in show biz that I had never heard of. More likely lounge singers from the 70's or 80's era. They were all absolutely atrocious. On a scale from 1 to 10, I would give most of them a 4. My husband and I walked out of the first 3 shows after only 20 minutes. The other nights we just stayed in our cabin and watched movies. The seating capacity in the Princess Theater was another joke that did not leave us laughing. Not enough seats to accommodate even 50% of all the people on the ship! If we wanted to see any of the shows, we had to be in the theater 30 -45 minutes before to secure our seats, otherwise it was standing room only way in the back of the room where you may, or may not, see the stage. What the hell!! It was even more ridiculous when they used the Vista Lounge for any of the shows. They obviously need to replace the bulky swivel chairs and the other bulky lounge chairs with more sensible seating to seat more people. The first night before we realized what we were up against, we ended up in this huge argument with the old people standing in the back of the room who were not able to get a seat. We apparently stood in front of them when we tried to find a place to stand to see the show. And let's not even talk about the food on this ship!...Food in the main dining rooms was below average, sometimes inedible. The only sure thing was the crème brulee dessert. Food at the buffet bistro was only a slight improvement over the main dining room. Same goes for 50% of the desserts. They always looked amazing and decadent until you tasted the disappointment. Fruits like cantaloupes, pineapples, and watermelons were tasteless. The pineapples were not peeled and most of the time the skin was fermented and moldy, and the pineapple itself was tough and sour, and grey in color. Breakfast was the only time I could get a decent, satisfying meal in the Bistro. Cruising is obviously not what it used to be. I suppose when the cruise lines only charge $50 a day p.p. For a balcony room, something's gotta give for them to still make their profit margin. The only good thing about this cruise was the service staff. I have never experienced a more attentive, kind and friendly service staff than what we experienced on this ship. It's just too bad the MBA's had to screw up this Industry also. NO more cruises ever for us.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Awful, at times inedible, especially in the main dining room. Buffet meals at the Bistro dining was just 1 notch better but still was like cafeteria food for the elderly.

Entertainment

1 out of 5
Beyond stupid and below average. Very amateur.

Children's Programs

3 out of 5

Service and Staff

5 out of 5
The only redeeming quality for Princess Cruises is their very attentive and friendly service staff.

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
Blocked view so we looked at the ocean through our orange lifeboat all day and all night.

Ports of call

Ft. Lauderdale (Port Everglades), Florida

5 out of 5

Ponta Delgada, Azores

1 out of 5

Cherbourg, France

1 out of 5
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19 Comments

nathanjd    8 years ago

You have way too much time on your hands Ted. You literally wrote a novel. I give your review one star.

shezzie    8 years ago

My my!! Am thankful l can do a cruise at all :)

frostyjan    8 years ago

I'm about to go on my third cruise with Princess in a few weeks time. I don't go on shore excursions without firstly thoroughly researching the places I wish to see and secondly asking friends who have been to these places I wish to visit for some advice so maybe our disgruntled cruisers should have done likewise.

joyfulmer    8 years ago

I think that Teddy15 has made a great decision in not going on any more cruises! Anyone that miserable on a cruise should allow us Senior Citizens to rock on without 'em! 😜

george1945    8 years ago

Very informative .we are going on the princess on the 14 June .we are a young oldie .know what you mean .they get on my nerves also .also me and a friend were thinking of dieing on the ship and getting thrown overboard .great x

tzntay0208    8 years ago

Boring old people? Sounds like they were having the time of their lives enjoying every.moment and opportunity as you guys sat in your room watching movies. Something you could've just done at home. So who is the boring one? Sounds like you just don't know how to have a good time if it bit you in the butt. I am 31 and the 80's shows weren't for our family on our last ncl cruise so we didn't go to ANY shows. But unlike you we still had a Great time. There's SO much to do on a cruise it's sad to me that you felt unhappy and bored. Cruising is not for you. But don't rain on everyone else's happy parade.

Wdd8745    8 years ago

Teddy15 sounds like a miserable individual that should stay home and mope in their own misery! Leave the rest of us alone that make the best and have fun in any situation. There's always one bad apple in every basket!

neiko0174    8 years ago

You failed to do research, not their fault. Princess is for adults. It's not a party booze cruise, try RC or Carnival. Providing poor ratings for your lack of research and planning is classless.

melsnook    8 years ago

My husband and I sailed on the golden princess in March 2016 to Vanuatu from Melbourne Australia. It was‚ also a floating nursing home with mediocre shows and performers. Most of the passengers were old, miserable and so, so rude. Not a pleasant experience at all. We were aboard for 14 days and there's only so much bingo and trivia one can stand.‚ 

When it came time for shore excursions there were ‚ ridiculous waiting times on the tenders for getting walking frames aboard and stowed and then to get off again while the process is reversed. THEN the people get back on again without leaving the dock because their walkers won't go through the sand. 

Do some people reall live aboard instead of in a retirement home? One elderly man passed away onboard.....

I also go away to relax and spend time with my husband but I'd like to be able to get a seat to watch a show or sit in the pizza for a coffee.

Jamielynn42    8 years ago

I would rather hang out and be around older folks then deal with out of control bratty kids any day.

balticpat    8 years ago

sounds like the folks need some counseling. Us Geezers have a great time on cruises I hope you live long enough y o do thr same. If you had a bad experience x it"s not cruise line fault it you and your attitudes.

joanne16    8 years ago

Can't believe someone would take the time to write such a horrible lengthy review! Puhleez!!

cruzinMama    8 years ago

I'm so glad Teddy15 won't be on another Princess cruise. I'd hate to have him on my vacation. Alaska here I come! 25 day countdown. I'm 47 yrs old and I loved the Regal Princess. I don't go on a cruise to meet other passengers, I go on a cruise to have fun, relax, be pampered, and spend time with my loved ones without distractions.

regalone    8 years ago

Living on a cruise ship sounds like a good idea!

mpg25    8 years ago

I just got of the regal princess a month ago. I am 25 and my wife is 22 we were with another younger couple and had a great time. I guess people who have been cruising since the 80s just can't be happy with anything anymore. Must be a sad life to live if you can only see the bad in everything.

dcaland2001    8 years ago

I'm curious. Schools are in session when these cruises are scheduled. It would be tough to take children out of school for 2 weeks for a transatlantic cruise. Also not very many people that work would be able to take off for that long and if they have kids, who do you have to watch them for that amount of time. And why would you. You take vacations as a family when school is out. Sorry you didn't enjoy the cruise. But I have to guess that you will be old someday and I hope you will be able to travel, without the aid of a walker, wheelchair, or scooter, and not be a complainer. I suppose a party ship is for you. We did a transatlantic cruise and enjoyed the sea days and the ports of call were amazing. We found plenty of things to do on the ship or we even sat on the balcony reading, napping or watching the beautiful blue water go by. If weather was nice, and it was an older crowd with some kind of mobility issues, I would think you would have had the pools to yourself. Regal and all the Princess ships have movies under the stars. The water shows were fun to watch. We found things to do. Good luck with other cruise lines

deboftheseas    8 years ago

transatlantic cruises are always at a good price point because of how little you get. older folks have nothing to do, love to sit around and have all this time on their hands....so.....expect to find them on repositioning cruises and anything longer than 7 nights.... Holland America especially, and nowe Princess

deboftheseas    8 years ago

princess is targeting older folks, and

rubydog    8 years ago

The trouble with Princess is that they encorouge people to keep cruising with them ( only ) until they can move up to platinum and then elite levels. To get what ? Internet time to talk to their grandkids, and some free laundry. Consequently the age group keeps getting older and the ships fill with a bunch of self opinuated constantly complaining passengers. They (Princess) will self destruct. We are platimum level ( 8 cruises ) but are certainly not going to stay loyal to try and achieve next level. We will shop around for more progressive cruise lines. Cheers

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