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Harmony of the Seas Cruise Review

Cruises: 4-6 cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 12

Overall rating:

4 out of 5
Harmony of the Seas

7 Night Western Caribbean (Galveston Roundtrip)

Sail date: September 01, 2024

Ship: Harmony of the Seas

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: 12554

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 2 months ago

Review summary

Our last cruise was about 10 years ago. Things have definitely changed. We really enjoyed ourselves and the Harmony was a great ship to come back to cruising with. Some things were better, some were worse but overall we’re still hooked on cruising. 🤩⚓️🛟🚢

Embarkation

5 out of 5
We purchased “The Key”. IT WAS SOOOOO WORTH IT! It literally took us 10 min from the time our shuttle dropped us off until we were on board the ship. We were there around 9:00am which seemed like a busy time.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

4 out of 5
The main dinning room food was always good. Nothing overly fancy or impressive but always tasty and unending. The Windjammer was edible but typical buffet food. Hot dogs and pizza were good for what they were intended for (a quick snack).

Windjammer Marketplace

2 out of 5

Typical buffet food. ALWAYS extremely crowded. Had to walk around and around to find a table. Twice we had to grab a table that wasn’t cleaned yet and then ask someone to please clean it for us. The food was always lukewarm warm and trying to maneuver through the crowds was always frustrating. Luckily, we only needed up eating here a couple of times.

Boardwalk Dog House

4 out of 5

I was actually surprised that this was as good as it was. I’m not a hot dog fan but they had a variety of hot dogs. The buns were better than the usual white, mushy, doughy buns that the majority of hot dogs are served with. They also have potato salad and coleslaw to go with it. Both were tasty.

Main Dining Room

5 out of 5

We really liked the main dinning room food. We ate here every night except the two nights we ate at specialty restaurants. The food was not overly impressive but always tasty. Always warm and very plentiful. We only had to ask and we could try anything on the menu as many times as we wanted. We also ate in the main dinning for the majority of our breakfasts. It was the same menu but again, always warm, tasty, and plentiful. The only thing that I would have liked to change was the orange juice. It was very sugary. Fresh squeezed OJ was available but was $3.50/glass.

Jamie's Italian by Jamie Oliver

1 out of 5

Do Not Eat Here! Maybe we aren’t Italian enough to eat here. The walls state that it’s authentic Italian with responsible, sustainable, and fresh ingredients. Everything we ate was terrible to us. My daughter ordered the Caesar salad that was supposed to be amazing. Apparently someone went overboard with the anchovies because it tasted REALLY fishy. It had Romain lettuce and a lot of red cabbage. The cabbage wasn’t shaved, it was chopped so you had this overwhelming cabbage taste with fish. 🤢My husband ordered the lamb chops with penne pasta with vodka sauce. The pasta was spicy. So spicy my husband couldn’t eat it. We’re from Texas. We don’t eat super spicy things but we eat spicy pretty regularly so for him to not be able to eat it, showed how spicy it was. I ordered the beef short ribs. They were good but the sauce was a little rich. It could have been toned down a little. I didn’t order any pasta but tried my daughter’s fettuccine Alfredo. It was decent. Pretty dry and once it started to cool down all the noodles stuck together. I also ordered a green salad. It was supposed to be a butter lettuce wedge with avocado and an avocado dressing. IT WAS NOT AVOCADO DRESSING. It had a very strong fennel taste to it. It was not a good combination. Our waiter was attentive but had a very thick accent and we had a really hard time understanding him. There were several incidents of misunderstanding. For dessert I had tiramisu which was drenched in some kind of alcohol. We don’t drink so I took one bite and was done. I love tiramisu when it has a strong coffee flavor so I was disappointed. If you drink, it might be the best tiramisu you’ve ever had. 😋My husband had the “warm” chocolate brownie with ice cream on top. The brownie was stone cold and hard. He said the ice cream was good though. Not sure if this was another translation misunderstanding or if the kitchen just skipped the “warm” part. Definitely skip this restaurant. Also, 75% of the menu has pork in it. There’s one chicken, one lamb, and one beef dish. Everything else is pork. If you’re not in the mood for pork in one form or another please make sure you look at the menu and like the one or two dishes that are the alternative to pork.

Chops Grille

5 out of 5

Delicious!! The wait staff were great and the steaks were soooooo good. Definitely recommend this. It was worth the extra money.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
The onboard activities were fine. We felt like the staff “running” them were a little unenthusiastic. My daughter was really looking forward to pool volleyball. One of the staff members put up the net, threw the ball in the water and walked away to do other things. Didn’t announce anything, ask the little kids to swim to the side, or anything just left. A couple of guys in their 20’s started kind of hitting the ball back and forth between themselves but didn’t really bother to try and ask anyone else to join them. Some of the trivia games were fun and energetic, others were led by employees that looked like that was the last place they wanted to be, which of course trickled over into the vibe for the game which became boring and unenthusiastic. We tried to do the boogie boarding on the Flo rider. We had two people in front of us. When we walked up there was a mom and two daughters in the area already. One of the daughters was already riding it. The first daughter went, the second daughter went, the mom went. Then the instructor started over again with the first daughter, then back to the second daughter. We had been standing in line for 30 min already with no end in sight. It was hot just sitting out in the sun with no shade so we gave up and decided to find something else to do. My daughter and her friend tried later in the week but had the same experience. They stayed in line for 45 min this time,then gave up when the line barely moved. The pools were actually decent in the morning. If you got there around 9:00 am you could actually have a pretty decent swim until about 10:45 am. There were people there at 9:00 am but there was still plenty of deck chairs and room in the pool to move around. The pool capacity said 30. By 10:45 am there were probably 80 people around one pool. We never swim in the ship pools unless it’s on a port day but we swam twice during this cruise. 👍🏻 My daughter loved the water slides. My husband and I never rode them but my daughter rode them every sea day and had a blast. The lines never seemed to be too long. Every time we were on deck it only took a few minutes for our daughter to come down the slide.

Entertainment

3 out of 5

Royal Theater

4 out of 5

We watched “Grease” and “Columbus” here. Grease was disappointing. They amped up the sexual innuendos to the point that it really isn’t appropriate (in my opinion) for children less than 16 yo. The actors are definitely amateurs, but not so bad you can’t enjoy the show. It was waaayyy too long. It would have been much more enjoyable if they had taken out about 10 songs. I think the total show time is an hour and 50 min, plus the 30-45 min they suggest you arrive before the show to get a good seat. Columbus was fun. It’s more along the lines of the typical ship “Broadway Style” show. It’s a comedy and we enjoyed it. It’s also only 50 min. A much better time for a show length. It’s a bit cheesy at times but still fun. We laughed several times throughout and really enjoyed it.

Aquatheater

5 out of 5

I didn’t understand the concept of this show but the performances were very good. It seemed to be a mishmash of different talents. Nothing really seemed to blend together. Just sit back and enjoy each talent that happens. It’s fun.

Fuel Teen Disco

1 out of 5

My daughter was really looking forward to this place. She is an extreme extrovert and hanging out with a bunch of kids her age sounded like a dream come true. She skipped supper the first night on board to go to the mixer and meet people. She was so disappointed. The crew member in charge was not very organized. He took forever setting things up. He ended up asking the kids to help him finish setting up and started 30 min late. Apparently, the crew member in charge was not an extrovert. He did very little to try and get the kids to do ice breakers. My daughter was the only one to get up and do anything. Everyone else just sat around trying not to make eye contact with each other. They had very few teen activities. They only had about two activities per day. A lot of them were not really “activities”. They had a Fortnite tournament, teen karaoke which no one showed up for, etc. They had video games and table games in the club and that was it. So if your teen is not an extrovert, and wants to do something besides video games this place is pretty useless.

Center Ice Rink

2 out of 5

The show was extremely bizarre. It was a Romeo and Juliette concept. I’m pretty sure whoever wrote and choreographed this show was smoking something funny. We couldn’t follow it at all. The skating was good. The performers fell several times but still did a decent job. If you miss this show don’t stress. However, it’s not a total waste of time so if you like shows, go see it.

Service and Staff

4 out of 5
Our room steward was average. He cleaned our room once a day. Left us two towel animals the entire trip and brought us anything we asked him for which was hangars and distilled water. Nothing bad. Nothing exceptional. 👍🏻 Our dedicated dinning room waiters were very nice. Our assistant waiter was a lot of fun. He and my daughter interacted a lot and he always remembered what we liked. The main waiter was subdued. He didn’t really go above and beyond but he was attentive and very kind. The head waiter over the entire dinning room was really great. He talked to us every night, brought us stuff we asked for when our waiters were busy, and switched dinning reservations for us. The non-dedicated waiters and servers were average at best. Things were clean so I feel like they did a good job.

Ship Quality

5 out of 5
The ship was clean. I never went into a dirty toilet stall. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Even in the Windjammer the floors were pretty clean considering people were eating in there almost non-stop from morning until night. Good job staff!

Cabin / Stateroom

4 out of 5
We had an ocean view balcony. It was a nice room. We had three people and we fit pretty well. We didn’t have any trouble moving around the cabin. We had a king size bed and a couch that made up to a single bed. The couch was nice because the pillows just came off when we needed to make it into a bed. It never interfered with our walking space. The only downside was the storage. There’s enough storage for two people but not enough for 3. Luckily I brought an over the door shoe hanger which gave us the extra storage we needed. Also, order magnetic hooks from Amazon. The hooks in the bathroom are useless. Everything falls off of them. 😤

Ship tip

It is a big ship and there are A LOT of people on board. Bring your patience with you. There’s a lot of different cultures on board as well. What’s appropriate for some is rude for others. Even though there seems like a lot of lines and lots of people things move pretty quickly. If you can’t get on one elevator, you’ll probably be able to get on the next one. If there’s a line at one of the shops, it usually only took 10 min at most to get to the end of it. While you’re waiting, strike up a conversation with someone next to you. Most cruisers are super nice and fun to talk to. The forward elevators are usually less busy than the aft elevators. If you’re getting out of a show, walk through the ship to the other end and catch an elevator there instead of trying to squish in with the 100+ people getting out of the theater at one time. Also, for the really busy decks like 5 and 6, sometimes it’s easier to walk down one or two decks and then catch the elevator going up.

Disembarkation

4 out of 5
Disembarkation was pretty painless for the most part. The main deck for disembarkation was a mad house. The staff did a great job keeping people in line and moving forward considering how many people were trying to get off the ship at one time. I don’t know how to solve the problem, but I felt like they should have limited the amount of people allowed on the main deck at one time. We purchased “The Key” and was supposed to have a dedicated exit lane. They put all the wheelchairs in the same lane as us. I think our lane was just as long as any other lane. Not really an advantage. However, it still only took us about 20 min from the time we lined up until we were off the ship, picking up our luggage, and outside at our shuttle stop. We used “Port Parking” indoor parking. $194.86 for the entire week. We were on the shuttle and back to our car in about 15 min from disembarkation. Really smooth and efficient.
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7 Comments

TXgandy     2 months ago

If there were only three people in front of you for the flow rider that is unusual. Perhaps they rented it or paid for instruction.

basssacker     2 months ago

Appreciate the detailed review

Gwbigdog     2 months ago

Thanks for sharing your cruise with us

cruising2004     2 months ago

Welcome back! Thank you for your detailed review. Glad you had a wonderful time!

javawoody     2 months ago

Glad you still enjoy cruising

HeavySeas     2 months ago

Thanks for sharing your cruise experience and glad you enjoyed your cruise

TiffyTaffy     2 months ago

Appreciate the detailed review

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