The most expensive and the most boring by far

Item: Celebrity Equinox
Rating: 3.8
Author: Dredayallday

Celebrity Equinox Cruise Review to Caribbean - Eastern

Dredayallday

Contributor Level: Purser

Cruises: 7+ cruises

Review: 1

Helpful Votes: 16

Overall rating:

3.8 out of 5

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7 Night Eastern Caribbean (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: July 07, 2018

Ship: Celebrity Equinox

Cabin type: Balcony

Cabin number: GTY

Traveled as: Singles/Friends

Reviewed: 6 years ago

Review summary

Again, boring. The activities were terrible in commission to the 10 other Carnival and Royal Caribbean cruises I've been on. There was barely any activity on deck and that is too include music. There was no Carribian band and the top 40 band you had was so boring, I thought the lead singer was a wax museum statue escapee. You didn't even have the electric slide for God's sake and EVERYBODY from black, white and everything in between. From 2 too 200 loves line dances. Celebrity caters to that group of about 60 and up who just want to read, sleep on the deck, gamble, and eat. I will never cruise with you again

Embarkation

5 out of 5

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5

Entertainment

1 out of 5

Service and Staff

5 out of 5

Ship Quality

5 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5

Ship tip

Bring any extra pillow and set of sheets because you'll spend more time in bed watching there I prerecorded movie or HGTV the entire cruise.

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Ports of call

Miami, Florida

5 out of 5

Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

4 out of 5

Philipsburg, St. Maarten

3 out of 5

Disembarkation

5 out of 5

13 Comments

dseib 6 years ago

everyone has different expectations for their cruises and that's what makes cruising nice - you can go on a party boat or a ship that has super entertainment like Royal Caribbean or just take a relaxing trip and enjoy the ports

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clsm929 6 years ago

Pretty harsh review. I would have liked to see what you had to say about service/staff, cabin and ship quality, as you gave these 5 stars. And why was food given only 3 stars? The more information you provide, the more helpful the review. Enjoy your future cruise; likely best on a Carnival ship?

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phil20261014 6 years ago

food is good my trip south Caribbean 10daye loves

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phil20261014 6 years ago

go carnival

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TeresaM74 6 years ago

Did you at least like the food? I thought the food was amazing!

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LivingGood 6 years ago

Good call wynwyn!

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socomom1 6 years ago

Not sure what you were looking for. Cruised Equinox Jan 2018 and already booked 2019. Not boring at all.

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akovanda 6 years ago

Not everyone loves line dances...😜ewwww

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srkoziol 6 years ago

YOU got a problem with SENIORS FOOL....GOT NEWS FOR YOU JERK, THEY DON'T ALL EAT SLEEP AND DRINK! YOU ARE AN ARROGANT ASSHOLE!

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france2017 6 years ago

Depends what your looking for, wrong ship for partying.

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wynwyn 6 years ago

Really why aren’t these cruises listed in your profile. BS review if you ask me. Oh and the word is comparison not commission

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LivingGood 6 years ago

Wow. I love every single minute of the Equinox. To each is own. Done with the wild party cruise, looking for boring.

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senters1994 6 years ago

Celebrity is more for older people, so you have expected that lol. Celebrity, holland, princess they are are aimed towards older crowds.

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