Worst Experience of My Life

Carnival Fantasy Cruise Review to Caribbean - Bahamas

Cruises: 1 cruise (first)
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 67

Overall rating:

1 out of 5
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Carnival Fantasy

5 Night Bahamas (Charleston Roundtrip)

Sail date: September 09, 2014

Ship: Carnival Fantasy

Cabin type: Inside

Cabin number: U173

Traveled as: Singles/Friends

Reviewed: 10 years ago

Review summary

Ship smells like human feces.  There was no indication to the age group going on the trip with me.  The staff all made me feel terrible about not having a girlfriend.  Every time I wanted to dine I was asked multiple times by the same person if I was alone and what alone means and then asked why I was alone.  The shows were not entertaining.  There were no activities because bingo is not an activity.  The tiny pool was always to packed to fit one more person in the pool.  Oh, how about a massage and hair cut, how does that sound?  Pretty good?  Yea, $300, thanks very much.  Was the massage at least good?  No, it was forgettable.

 

Conclusion, if you think bingo is an activity and want locked in an obese elderly population playing bingo in a ship that smells like feces, enjoy your cruise.  If that doesn't cause you to leap out of your chair with excitement, probably do something else.  

 

I will never go on a cruise again.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
where are the healthy options? can't make sangria?

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
non existent

Entertainment

1 out of 5
non existent

Children's Programs

5 out of 5
can't comment

Service and Staff

3 out of 5
they really try to make a giant turd into a palace

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
smells like feces, no activity

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
welcome to your closet of doom.

Ship tip

Best part of this ship is the shore or the view in the rear view mirror as you escape this horror.

Ports of call

Charleston, South Carolina

1 out of 5
it is 2014, the lines are absolutely archaic.

Nassau, Bahamas

1 out of 5
beggars galore and wooden dicks everywhere

Little Stirrup Cay (Cruise Line Private Island), Bahamas

3 out of 5
this is a pretty island, and jet skiing is very fun
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