Awful food choice, boring events, wouldn't ride Carnival again

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review to Caribbean - Bahamas

Cruises: 1 cruise (first)
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 4

Overall rating:

2.8 out of 5
Carnival Conquest

3 Night Bahamas (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 26, 2023

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Cabin type: Inside

Cabin number: 8341

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 4 months ago

Review summary

Would not ride Carnival again. Terrible food quality and choice. Extremely limited vegetarian options. We found out the second day that there was apparently a secret "vegan" menu? But it had to be ordered from the day before dining... so weird. Also wasn't sure if they knew the difference between vegetarian and vegan. Healthy options were limited as well. Carnival Conquest decor was old-fashioned, mostly clean and maintained-- but because of the dated atmosphere, felt a little dingy. Room attendants and most staff were great. Bartenders definitely watered down drinks that were already over-expensive, and had some unfortunate experiences with photo staff.

Embarkation

2 out of 5
They had everyone line up against a wall and drop our bags at our feet so the drug-sniffing dog could check everyone out. It felt intense for no reason. Dog was cute though.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Terrible food quality and choice. Extremely limited vegetarian options. We found out the second day that there was apparently a secret veg menu? But it had to be ordered from the day before dining... so weird. Healthy options were limited as well.

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
Not much to do. Pools were always crowded.

Entertainment

4 out of 5
Comedian was very funny, great show.

Service and Staff

4 out of 5
room attendants and most staff were great. bartenders seemed to water down drinks that were over-expensive, and had some unfortunate experiences with photo staff.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
old-fashioned. mostly clean and maintained but because of the dated atmosphere, felt a little dingy.

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5
seemed like a standard size. the room fit the queen bed and a little space for us to walk around it. Kept very clean by room attendant.

Ship tip

don't do it!

Ports of call

Miami, Florida

4 out of 5

Nassau, Bahamas

4 out of 5

Disembarkation

3 out of 5
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