One of the worst cruises ever!

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review to Caribbean - Bahamas

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Reviews: 2
Helpful Votes: 40

Overall rating:

2.9 out of 5
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Carnival Conquest

3 Night Bahamas (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: July 07, 2023

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Cabin number: 8296

Traveled as: Family (older children)

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

My family and I are in total agreeance that we would never do the Carnival Conquest again and definitely no 3-day cruises, only 7 or higher. It weeds out the problem children.

Embarkation

2 out of 5
Unorganized and lazy. They wouldn't check our luggage. They said someone else would take care of it and we ran out of people to check the luggage

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

3 out of 5
Slow and unorganized. The staff would forget items or just mess the order all together. Very small portions and if you asked for more the staff pointed to the menu and advise that there would be an upcharge of $5 per person.

Onboard Activities

2 out of 5
If you were into twerking and R&B music the whole time it would be great, but it was nasty, unsupervised, and just downright gross. People were unruly, loud and obnoxious.

Entertainment

5 out of 5
Great evening shows!!!!

Children's Programs

No kids

Service and Staff

2 out of 5
Most of the staff had an attitude like they didn't want to be there doing their job!! If you asked them for anything (silverware, drink (especially soda), etc...) it felt like you're being a burden and interupting their conversation.

Ship Quality

2 out of 5
The ship is old and is in desperate need of repair and upgrade!!!! The pool bathrooms were disgusting!! I literally found a pile of poop in the middle of the floor in the men's restroom. And it wasn't a child that did it. No body around to tell about the mess.

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5
Had to ask for towels and toilet paper on a daily basis because they didn't give us enough for four people.

Ship tip

Go to a different ship or cruise line all together.

Ports of call

Miami, Florida Did not visit port

Didn't do a port call but the city is incredible!! Beautiful but expensive!!

Nassau, Bahamas

4 out of 5
It could've been better, but it wasn't bad. Would do it again.

Disembarkation

2 out of 5
Again unorganized. Kiosk system was down so it was causing trouble.
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7 Comments

TheVegasSphere    1 year ago

Been a while since I was on Carnival. Sounds like nothing has changed.

Epidemic06    1 year ago

Wow! Sorry to hear you all had a negative experience. My family and I completed a 4 day on her (June 26th-30th) and it was amazing!

gmababy    1 year ago

Everybody knows not to go on a 3 day cruise unless you're into parting, drunken loud people.

cruising2004    1 year ago

Sorry you were disappointed with your cruise.

javawoody    1 year ago

Appreciate your comments

Gwbigdog    1 year ago

Thanks for sharing

CruzeFan    1 year ago

A short cruise on an older ship during peak season is rarely a good experience. Try a seven night or longer cruise on a newer ship during the fall or spring.

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