Awful experience. Will never try Carnival again.

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review to Caribbean - Bahamas

Cruises: 1 cruise (first)
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 31

Overall rating:

2.5 out of 5
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Carnival Conquest

3 Night Bahamas (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: January 03, 2023

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Cabin number: 7249

Traveled as: Large Group

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

First cruise trip, but also the last one. At least last one with Carnival.

Embarkation

1 out of 5
Crowded and very disorganized

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Long line everywhere. Took at least 30min to get a drink. Some bartenders were rude and mean. Drink package is not covering any of the island. So you bought four days of package, but there are two days wasted. Also, the drink package is not unlimited, it's 15 per day. But that 15 includes any special drinks like coffee, smoothie, etc.

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
Pools and hot tubs were all packed and not that clean.

Entertainment

1 out of 5
First day was fun. Then realized the music was same everyday. It was disappointing and annoying.

Children's Programs

1 out of 5
Friend sent her two kids to the club, but she took then back right away. There were some kids sleeping on the ground, while others running around. According to her, it was not reassuring.

Service and Staff

4 out of 5
The waiters/waitresses in the restaurants, and the house keeping staffs, are in generally very nice and work really hard. But I have to mention, that all the gratuity is automatically charged regardless of the service. And not sure if any of that really goes to the employees.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
Old fashioned design. But of course, it's an old ship. Some confusion designs. Ship map shows on 3rd floor, but the there's no access on the 3rd floor, you have to go to the 5th floor and walk down. Restaurant tables are set way to close. Less than 5" gap. Our first night was next to two ladies and they were arguing, very awkward atmosphere.

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5
One sliding door and some drawers are loose, they were slapping the first night as the ship shake.

Ship tip

Don't ever sail on Carnival

Ports of call

Miami, Florida

3 out of 5
Traffic was bad due to the weird road design. This is a complain from the Uber driver.

Nassau, Bahamas

4 out of 5
Easy access

Disembarkation

4 out of 5
Since we want to get off the boat so bad, we got up early and be the first batch off. It was easy
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8 Comments

Cruisersnoozer    1 year ago

Thanks for the review!

javawoody    1 year ago

I agree with JT1962

Carnivalfoodie    1 year ago

Personally I love Carnival. Never had a bad experience.

crusin4gramma    1 year ago

From everything you are complaining about, cruising clearly is not for you.

Gwbigdog    1 year ago

Thanks for sharing

RedDawn55    1 year ago

I too sailed on Carnival for the first time in August. It was the Carnival Miracle and the ship was Rusty and some spots, especially outside of our balcony. So many of the other passengers were really Sleazy and the whole Cruise was based around booze. Food was only fair. Never again for Carnival for me and that was my 13th Cruise. Unlucky 13 for me for sure LOL!

CruzeFan    1 year ago

Researching when booking a cruise is important. Taking a short cruise around a holiday on an older ship will rarely be a good experience.

4tanya    1 year ago

Everything you listed you’ll find on all lines. The drink package information is clearly listed when you purchase it .

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