Cruise to Nowhere Cruise Reviews

Staff was wonderful once we boarded. Food was excellent. Unfortunately, the weather was terrible for almost the entire cruise so inside areas of the ship were really crowded.

This was my first cruise. I am glad I picked this boat. It was a very good experence.

This was my first time on the Carnival Miracle. My partner's family was coming from Brazil and we thought this would be a wonderful add-on to their trip, and boy, was it ever! The ship was beautiful, the food great, the shows professional, and the opportunity to take a short break from work was perfect. Highly recommended!

The ship is beautiful. Very stable even with the rough seas of December. The staff were always friendly and available to help if needed. Cabin was comfortable enough for the two of us. The balcony is definately a must. The food and service was great. Embarkation and debarkation went very smoothly.

THE SHIP WAS BEAUTIFUL THE WAVES AND WIND WERE NOT.

It was our wedding anniversary and it was the best and quick get away for just me and my husband. Its all worth it,the food,the fun, and a place to sleep out in the sea.No boring minute, the excitement begins when you board and stops when you disinbark.

The ship is beautiful. I hated to leave.

Overall it was a nice experience. You should only work on sombody being around to either show or at least tell people where the rooms are, instead of having people start off the trip on a sour note

Overnight cruise from Seattle to Vancouver, B.C. on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl. We weren't sure if all the restaurants would be available for such a short cruise, but we had all the amenities - including a wonderful musical and some casino play after midnight. The ship is gorgeous, staff was courteous, food was plentiful and good quality. Unfortunately the disembarkation process was horrible - passengers were required to carry all their belongings through the steep stairs of the theater while ONE overworked employee handed out transfer tickets for the bus ride back to Seattle. It was unbelievably disorganized, and difficult for the older passengers to haul suitcases. Another long line and wait to board the bus and a 3.5 hour wait at the border crossing. That aside it was a great value and we had a memorable cruise.

RELIES ON TOO MUCH ELECTRONICS. NOTHING WORKS OR IF IT DOES ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME. DYNAMIC DINING RELIES TOO MUCH ON RESERVATIONS, WHICH NEED TO BE MADE BEFORE BOARDING OR ELSE YOU DON'T GET TO ENJOY THE RESTAURANTS OR SHOWS

After sailing in 2012 on a one night getaway cruise to Nowhere having a great time for entertainment was great, adult games, music and dancing. So in 2013 we booked a 2 night getaway and this was dissapointing... comedian was not so great perhaps needs to retie himself. The Bingo event were very disorgaized.. white hot party... the staff maybe stayed out with the crowd maybe 15 min. what was with all that hype?? They ran around with feathered wings??? And stop with the washie washie.... please we are adults here affording a weekend getaway not to be told to wash our hands... I think I will go back to carnival for a weeked getaway.... and stay with princess or royal caribbean for the longer cruise vacations. Thumbs Down!

CARNIVAL DREAM 2 DAY CRUISE TO NOWHERE. I HAVE NOT BEEN ON A CARNIVAL SHIP IN ABOUT 15 YEARS, USUALLY TRAVLE ON NCL, OR ROYAL CARIBBEAN, AND USUALLY PLEASED WITH THE LEVEL OF SERVICE. I HEARD THAT CARNIVAL HAD IMPROVED ON FOOD QUALITY, AND SERVICE LEVELS, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY THIS BRAND NEW SHIP FOR TWO DAY CRUISE TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY. USUALLY CRUISE LINES PUT THEIR BEST CREWS ON THEIR NEW FLAGSHIPS, IF THIS IS CARNIVAL'S BEST, I FEEL SORRY FOR THE PASSENGERS ON THEIR OTHER SHIPS. EMBARKATION WAS A NIGHTMARE, MADE US SIT AT PIER FOR THREE HOURS BEFORE THEY LET US ON SHIP. DID NOT GET ON AND TO OUR CABIN BEFORE 4:30PM, AT WHICH TIME WE WERE STARVING AND COULD ONLY HAVE A BUFFET ON THE LIDO DECK. AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IT BASICALLY RUINED OUR DINNER. MEALS WERE NOT PREPARED ACCORDING TO ORDER, HAD TO SEND BACK, WAS KEPT UP ALL NIGHT BY DRUNKEN TEENAGERS IN THE CABIN ACROSS FROM US, WHO NOT ONLY KNOCKED ON OUR DOOR AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING, BUT AFTER SECURITY ATTEMPTED TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE CONTINUED TO BE LOUD ALL NIGHT. SPA SERVICES WERE NOT AS DESCRIBED, AND VERY UNSATISFACTORY. ALL I HEARD FOR TWO DAYS WAS I AM SORRY. THE CREW SEEMED TO KNOW HOW TO APOLOGIZE, HOWEVER NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO APPROPRIATELY REMEDY, AND OR COMPENSATE PASSENGERS FOR AN INFERIOR EXPERIENCE. AFTER COMPLAINING TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE PEOPLE ON BOARD, THEY OFFERED ME A 15% CREDIT, WHICH AMOUNTED TO $135 ON A $1000 BILL. THIS WAS PATHETIC. WHEN YOU ARE KEPT UP ALL NIGHT ON FRIDAY, YOUR DAY ON SATURDAY IS BASICALLY RUINED, AND AT 7:15AM ON SUNDAY THEY ARE THROWING YOU OFF THE SHIP. I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A CRUISE WHERE THEY WERE ASKING YOU TO GET OFF AT 7:15AM, AND WANTED THE SHIP CLEARED BY 9AM. BREAKFAST DID'NT EVEN SEEM TO BE AN OPTION. SHAME ON YOU CARNIVAL.

Uncleanliness of ship. Smelled bad too Food was nt up to par. Norwegian would not be my first choice for future cruising.

Check in and out was very easy. LeBistro French Restaurant had a cover charge. It wasn't worth it. It took a long time between the appetizer and entree. My rack of lamb was over cooked and the steak knives are very dull. My wife's vegetarian napolean was tiny. The dessert chocolate fondue was the high point of the meal. Overall though, we had fun.

The ship was run like a well oiled machine. This is the second time on a Carnival cruise and I am amazed at how these ships are kept clean, not only on the outsides and insides of the decks themselves but the staterooms, elevators, dining areas just the whole ship is kept in such pleasing to the eye condition.

Carnival is my least favorite

First experience on Celebrity Cruises and they were very nice and classy.Good foods in the Buffett and even have a pasta bar to have them make fresh pasta and pick out toppings.Service was very hands on and nice while on vacation.The women seemed to dress up a lot more on Celebrity but not suit and ties for this cruise.During the day it's very casual ,not a ton of entertainment as it's more for a older crowd but plenty of nice bars and things to keep you busy.Celebrity has a very strong fan base and I see why.Treat you like a Celebrity! 

This was my first cruise and it was outstanding...From the VIP embarking to the clubs, entertainment and of course wonderful food . The staff went above and beyond to please..I would definately consider another cruise, even a longer one.

Went on the 2 night Quantum and WOW next level ship as your walking around your mouth is to the floor.TOP NOTCH.With any new ship,there is some changes and will take time to work the kinks out.The Dynamic dining you NEED to PREBOOK.Many people went up and were rejected due to no reservations.Do not wait til onboard or a week before to book shows and dining or it might not be the best experence.Service was ok and needed a lil touch up but its a new ship and things are ran a lil different than other ships.Overall very great shows and next level ship.Had a great time and would recommend to anyone!!

My choice of the NCL Jewel cruise ship , is because it leaves from NYC and you are greeted by everyone who works on the ship. They treat you with respect, courtesy, and try to accommodate you every way they can . The entertainment, the great choice of dining areas, the cleanliness of the ship, and the many, many passengers I meet, talking with the crew, and learning about where they are from and about their countries, people from all walks of life ,all just enjoying their selves no worries, no cares. All under one roof.