EXTREME CHAIR HOGGING SOLUTION...

Well....once upon a time I laffed and giggled my way through somebody's jungle, in a giant game of "tag"...now I look down at whats left of that once lean and mean machine and have to think about getting out of the recliner before I do it...so I'm right there next to you observing the passing scene....and darn glad I'm still here to do that much...

Absolutely 1000% aligned on all those happening and causing me to giggle in great delight.

I just meant I would not, and don't understand why anyone would want to, come to blows or engage in other physical altercation with someone over the hogging of a chair. But will absolutely pull said chair up to watch the karma poop show rain down on someone for hogging the chair.

Also meant I was so old I probably can't even access the memories from back when...

Agreed. But just because my youthful impulsiveness has been replaced with elder wisdom, it doesn't mean that I don't yearn for some kind of "karmic justice" to befall those despicable people. If after witnessing a spectacle like that, imagine my satisfaction if I had then seen that individual enduring a long line at the guest service desk because something is wrong with his onboard account. Or just imagine my delight if I witnessed him (or her) having an expensive drink they just ordered accidentally knocked over (and they don't have a drink package). OR (be still my racing heart) just picture how I would shout with joy if I saw that smug chair hogging sprinter frantically running down the dock as the ship silently pulls away because he didn't get back from his shore adventure in time. "Oh, too bad fella. If only you had a towel. I bet then you could have run faster".

I don't necessarily remember 1000 years ago, so I can't compare, lol, but I do know enough to know a chair is not worth battling over.

Yeh thats what middle/old age age will do...everything I do I compare to what I DID do a thousand years ago in another life ...nowadays, the winner of a fight (or at least someone who doesn't want to put up with certain "quality of life issues") is automatically considered a criminal, only because some of us can actually remember how to do it. BTW, this LYNN is a troll...do as you please, but my suggestion is don't feed it.

In my more distant younger years, when I was still drinking Tequila (Ta-kill-ya), I probably would have gone hands-on with chair hogs.

Now, If I cant get a seat on deck, its not meant to be, and I'll find a nice air conditioned bar, with medium shelf scotch.

Mebbe she could come up with something a little more than not-so-subtle hints to BEGONE!!!

Wonder what she would do about holier-than-thou hyper critical superior beings...on cruise ships and elsewhere? one thing for sure...at least in cyber...resist the urge to feed them.

Entertainment is in the eye of the beholder - or on the balcony of the solution-seeker. She's a problem solver.